You will get drunk, fall over and break your neck little lady!! Roller disco + beer = death by neck snappage!!
both of you will go. you will have a date. mr zoolander, thanks, you have just tempted fate, i can no longer go now because of yooooou. grrrrr (just before cancun me and gemma were discussing how no one cared how we get home on a late shift so should make up a story to say something bad happened so people at work feel guilty.... that very minute a phile came along and jumped in my taxi and tried to follow me home) YOU WILL NOT TEMPT FATE!
