Sorry about the Creation of a p***** Joke, so heres more

Discussion in 'Temptation Cancun' started by barnstyke, Nov 29, 2006.

  1. barnstyke

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    A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress.

    After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"

    "Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."

    "That is right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.

    "Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer. "Correct," replied the shady doctor.

    Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"

    "Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place."
     
  2. barnstyke

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    Heres one for you football fans!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please try it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Bedroom American Football

    An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the old man cuts a fart and says "seven points."

    His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that?"

    The old man says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 7 to nothing."

    A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie, score."

    About ten minutes later the old man farts again and says, Touchdown I'm ahead 14 to 7.

    Now starting to get into this the wife quickly farts again and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

    The old man strains really hard but, to no avail he can't fart, so not to be outdone by his wife, he gives it everything he has and strains real hard to get out just one more fart. Straining real hard the old man tries so hard he shits the bed.

    The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"

    The old man replies, "Half-time, switch sides."

    Hahahaha LOL

    Daz.
     
  3. barnstyke

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    Hey!!! not much feed back, are they anygood.

    May-be I'm scrapping the bottem of the barrel now. LOL
     
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    An older gent had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. He approached the receptionist desk. The receptionist was a large imposing woman who looked like a wrestler. He gave her his name.

    In a very load voice the receptionist said, "Yes, I see your name here... you want to see the doctor about impotence, right?"

    All of the patients in the waiting room snapped their head around to look at the very embarrassed man.

    He recovered quickly though, and in an equally loud voice replied, "No, I've come to inquire about a sex change operation...and I'd like the same doctor that did yours!"
     
  5. barnstyke

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    Hillary Clinton and Janet Reno were having one of those girl-to-girl talks, and Hillary said to Janet, ‘You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his pecker.’

    Janet responded, ‘Just because I am aesthetically challenged (that's ‘politically correct’ for ugly) doesn't mean I don't have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances.’

    Hillary asked, ‘Well,... how do you deal with the problem?’

    ‘Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest fart that I can.’

    That night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary slipped into bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and she was ready for him! She tensed up her butt cheeks and forced out the most disgusting sounding fart you could imagine.

    Bill rolled over and asked, ‘Janet, is that you?’
     
  6. EngineerGuy

    EngineerGuy I can choose my own title Registered Member

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  7. vrodgers

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    One word sums up your jokes now --- groan!!! But I like 'em! Keem 'em comin'!!
     
  8. barnstyke

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    A girl goes into the doctor's office for a check-up.
    As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest.
    "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor.
    "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it
    that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt,
    even when we make love," she replies.

    A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a check-up.
    As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest.
    "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor.
    "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale
    and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt,
    even when we make love," she replies.

    A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a check-up.
    As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "M" on her chest.
    "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor.
    "No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?"
     
  9. DConCT

    DConCT CC's SB Godfather Registered Member

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    hehe... I like that one.
     
  10. barnstyke

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    A young man walked up and sat down at the bar.
    "What can I get you?" the bartender inquired.

    "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man.

    "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?"

    "Yeah, my first blowjob," the man answered.

    "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house."

    "No offence, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
     
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