Sorry about the Creation of a p***** Joke, so heres more

Discussion in 'Temptation Cancun Forum' started by barnstyke, Nov 29, 2006.

  1. Sol_Gemma

    Sol_Gemma Guest

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    i want to see! also c*** is my favourite word i like how everyone hates it
     
  2. Ant95

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    ian, suprised no comment about the italian joke to the chubster
     
  3. barnstyke

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    Sol_Gemma

    You have a PM.
     
  4. Ant95

    Ant95 Guest

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    ok i want to see too please
     
  5. barnstyke

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    Ant95

    You got a PM.
     
  6. barnstyke

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    Ok the last one today, its bed time over here in the UK for me.

    Royal wedding

    On the day of the wedding, Sophie was getting dressed, surrounded by all her family, and she suddenly realised she had forgotten to get any shoes.

    Panic. Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white shoes from her wedding so she lent them to Sophie for the day.

    Unfortunately they were a bit too small and by the time the festivities were over Sophie's feet were agony. When she and Edward withdrew to their room the only thing she could think of was getting her shoes off.

    The rest of the Family crowded round the door to the bedroom and they heard roughly what they expected, grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream.

    Eventually they heard Edward say 'God, that was tight.' 'There,' whispered the Queen. 'I told you she was a virgin.'

    Then, to their surprise, they heard Edward say. 'Right. Now for the other one.' Followed by more grunting and straining and at last Edward said 'My God. That was even tighter.

    ' That's my boy,' said the Duke. 'Once a sailor, always a sailor

    Daz.
     
  7. Ant95

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    grazie
     
  8. TexasCouple

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    Good jokes.

    Could you PM the other one to me?
    Marsh
     
  9. Fletch

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    keep up the good work Daz.....and nice show of respect for the board.....and i would also like to see the poem haha
     
  10. Kait13

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    hehe i like to use the "c" word sometimes.... and i find myself acting like a frat boy (even though im not in a frat and well not a boy) saying do it "p" word
     
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