Sorry about the Creation of a p***** Joke, so heres more

Discussion in 'Temptation Cancun Forum' started by barnstyke, Nov 29, 2006.

  1. Kait13

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    :lol:
     
  2. barnstyke

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    Ian.

    We all have our crosses to bare. LOL

    Daz.

    PS. When i get any good uns that i can't post on here, i will PM you some if you want.
     
  3. Ian

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    The only crosses I have to bear Daz are those on the telescopic site of my rifle that I normaly have at my side when I approach junction 37 on the M1 :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Yeah, no probs with the jokes mate, cheers.

    Ian :lol:
     
  4. Lisa Groves

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    Good one!!!!!!

    Seems you have made Ian smile - for the first time this year!!!! :wink:
     
  5. barnstyke

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    If anyone else wants the Creation of a p**** Joke without editing sending by PM and is not bothered about the C and F and P word. Please ask and i will send it. Just don't be offended

    Its really a nice poem. lol

    Daz.
     
  6. DConCT

    DConCT CC's SB Godfather Registered Member

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    He said the P word again.

    I'm telling mother.
     
  7. 4biddenpleasrs

    4biddenpleasrs I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    I'm curious now too.. I'd like to read that joke if you would be so kind as to PM me.
     
  8. barnstyke

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    4biddenpleasrs

    You got a PM.
     
  9. barnstyke

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    Ok one more. LOL

    The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon."

    Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning madam. You don't know me, but I've come to...."

    "Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.

    "Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies."

    "That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat. Just where do we start?" asked Mrs. Smith, blushing.

    "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out."

    "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me."

    "Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."

    "I hope we can get this over with quickly," gasped Mrs. Smith.

    "Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure."

    "Don't I know!!," Mrs. Smith exclaimed.

    The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London."

    "Oh my god!!," Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.

    "And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with." The photographer handed Mrs. Smith the picture.

    "She was difficult ?" asked Mrs. Smith. "Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look."

    "Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.

    "Yes," the photographer said. "And for more than three hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."

    Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean they actually chewed on your, uh......equipment?".

    "That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so that we can get to work."

    "Tripod??," Mrs. Smith looked extremely worried now.

    "Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold while I'm getting ready for action. Madam? Madam?.....

    Good Lord, she's fainted !!

    hahaha

    Daz.
     
  10. vrodgers

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    :bounce: Where are you finding all these?!? They are hilarious :bounce:
     
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