Sorry about the Creation of a p***** Joke, so heres more

Discussion in 'Temptation Cancun Forum' started by barnstyke, Nov 29, 2006.

  1. barnstyke

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    Ian

    You have a PM.
     
  2. barnstyke

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    OK Try this one. The Italian Virgin

    Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous.

    But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you."

    So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."

    "Don't worry, Maria," says the mother," all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."

    So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairylegs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"

    "Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you."

    So up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot, he was missing all his toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"

    "Stay here and stir the pasta," says the mother. "This is a job for Mama."

    Daz. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  3. Lisa Groves

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    I have it on my mobile phone as my screen saver!!!!

    Also got Les's pierced one on my phone!!!!!

    Can I be PM'ed the dirty joke?!!!!! I dont take offence to anything!!!
     
  4. EngineerGuy

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    Oh, Mama is going to be so disappointed!

    Good one Daz!
     
  6. Michael F.

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    That one is pretty good :lol:
     
  7. Ian

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    Not a bad joke..

    For a dingle land dweller :lol: :lol: :lol:


    Ian :lol:
     
  8. barnstyke

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    Ian

    Thanks for that!!!! kind words for a dee daa. LOL

    Daz.
     
  9. barnstyke

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    Lisa Groves


    You have a PM. :lol: :D
     
  10. Ian

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    Funny man :lol: :lol: :lol:

    After spending 17 of my 35 years on this planet in cockney land as a kid you wont find any ' dee daa's ' eminating from my lips believe me :lol: :lol:

    Ian :lol:
     
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