haha i had the same problem.... they told me i was an H and i busted out laughing.... i felt like those chicks on Maury.
We're guys. We grew up jokes like, "Yeah, I use mine as kickstand" or "walking naked on the beach I make two foot prints with a deep line in the middle" or the old favorite of two guys in the bathroom "first one says damn that water is cold and the second one says, Yeah and deep too". We'd all lie about anyway, so what's the point? Marsh
My friends call me tripod....:aktion069: Seriously, hyperbole was invented for men to describe their junk.