Ohhh..that really sucks. We are members but the majority of our friends are reds. That would be horrible if we couldn't spend our vacations with our friends!
I (Andrew, sarcastic ex-pat Brit) have thought about this issue extensively and decided that on our next vacation Sept/Oct I shall stand in the pool with my drink in my hand, maintaining a steady buzz and licking AIWC off the occasional nipple, and make a point of glaring at either the premiere chairs or the people who saved chairs and didn't use them for an arbitrary amount of time I shall decide on using a very scientific calculation later (time of year times angle of sun divided by minutes in the day increased exponentially by the amount of minutes not used multiplied by how much I give a damn). The answer will always be zero as I don't give a damn and I'll be having way too much fun to remember to glare anyway
