A bit of sick humor for you twisted folkks ,lol The Angry Pirate: Shes sucking you off, then you jizz in her eye and at the same time kick her in the shin, she says "Arghhhh" and covers her eye. The Bulldozer: Your doing her doggy style and then in the middle of it you reach up to her hands and push them out, hopefully her head hits the ground and she gets knocked out, you then proceed to get on your knees and 'scoot' over her like a dozer. The Hoodini: Your doing her from the back and you spit on her back, she thinks youve done your duty to her back and turns around, you then fire off your load into her face.
Woman (or man, we don't judge here) kneels behind a standing man and, while licking his ass, reaches though to work the shaft...hey presto, the rusty trombone! Can also be known as the Dirty Bristow for UK folk familiar with darts!
