Ok yall.... I think I am going to go to HELL!!!!. Trip report has started!! Day 1.... Customs SUCKS!!! got off the plane at 330 and didnt get to the resort till 530 or 6pm.... I told ice before I left via txt with rick that I would meet him in the sexy pool well.... that didnt happen... Get to room after 3 flights of stairs... and the bell boy didnt even help just dropped ours 500lb bags on the floor and said "here you go 3 flights stairs up and then your room" Oh my that dont fly with Sassy here..... Anyways... went to eat... And who was the 1st person I met... Mr. Ice.... well Crazy and I were needing a personal tour guide.... and ICE was the one... hehe .... Not much happened the 1st night all though the water was wonderful.... hint hint!!! :lol: Day 2.... Woke up with hammering and banging.... but thats ok.... went to the Sexy pool and I do believe that the OKLAHOMA girls have arrived.... Crazy Beotch can fill you on this day with the activites.... and such... Sunday night we went to Dady Rocks.... let me tell you OKLAHOMA people dont know how to party!!!! Except for us OKIE chics... with two bottles of Vodka.... Lets say that we were a little DRUNK.... not really we sweated it all out by dancing our ass's off... on the bar table and the chairs woohooo... Let me tell you stuff was happening that I just had to take pics :lol: soooo... the pics will be here soon.... After Dady rocks... went back to have hamburgers yummy.. at 430 and went for a relaxing warm water dip ( hint hint).....It is funny what the patrol people will trade you for... 1 cig for a dip in the ocean... woo hooo... And who every stole my favorite shoes I hope it was well worth it!!!!!!!! :!: Day3.... Sexy pool and hmmmm???? I think Coco Bongos... I didnt really care for this place... Went to the City that Rocked!!! kick ass and showed my hoo haaa to the CITY if you want to know details on this just ask will tell... Met some awesome people this day!!!!! Day4.... The wonderful BOAT ride!!!! HAHAHA this is where I broke my foot and saw two girls bangin in the bathroom... What a site.... The drinks were my friend for the rest of the week.... Night time went to Nice shoes and enter the Karaoke contest...... So rocked the place out... Gotta luv Lalo and Jose..... Was waited on hand and foot.... Went to senor frogs and chilled with the GUYS Garreth and Perry lots of fun and if you dont know and havent heard about the PORN movie that was going on in the pool just ask will fill you in on this LOL...... The ride back to the resort OMG... hell 3 drunks with a taxi on crack or something driving 95.... ran 4 stop lights and got pulled over by the police... Oh my what a nite!!!!! I was kissing the ground when we got back..... as for the Senor Frogs slide woo hoo ask Crazy she ... welll..... lost some articles ( clothing and such ) :lol: Day 5.....6 and last day!!!! Enjoyed the sexy pool hopping around and limping.....didnt do alot drank and drank... LAST DAY .... ask who ever was there because after 21 plus slammers I was done puking and spinning and rocking falling have a huge bruise on my left thigh that I have no idea how that happened... if any one knows please inform.....Crazy was playing volley ball kicking OMAR's ass lol.... To sum it up it was the vacation springbreak honeymoon gurls gone wild that i have not ever had in my life... It was well worth it!!!! all the bruises and fights with Crazy that I had!!! it was great... I want to thank every one that helped me..... And I met some Awesome people from FT WORTH!!!! and M-n-K it is on 4th July!!!!! I am sure that I left some thing out I think that Crazy will fill you in on.... If there is anything that you want to know just ask!!!!! The END :wink:
Well gee, Sassy...it's kind of hard to tell if you had a good time from that report! LOL Sounds like it was the best of the best, even with the broken foot!!! Great TR...hurry up with the pics! Cheers, Janice
You definitely sound like the life of the party... hopefully your pix will be posted soon so we can visually enjoy what you wrote about. Ken and Joyce
Hey Sassy it was so good meeting you and also Jamie ... (don't know if that is how she spells it) Just wish we could have spent some more time with the both of you. You guys are awesome. Next time you will have to stay longer.
Somehow I just knew you would have anawesome time, and have been waiting to hear your trip report. Of course you didn't disapoint! Glad to hear it was as good as you'd hoped it would be. Now where are those pictures???
All I can say is Damn! :shock: I sure hope TTR survived the whrilwind that hit. I'm guessing we'll see you folks back there sometime? :roll: Jamie
I must say.....I don't think that I've EVER seen/read/heard anything quite like that. I mean you broke your foot and talk about it like it was a week old papercut!! Girl.....there just ain't NO stoppin you and your party! I think folks may be plannin next years trips around YOUR dates! You bring new meaning to the word "PARTY"!! :lol: I'm soooo happy that you had such a great time tho....you deserve it! Thanks 4 sharing. Michelle
Thanx for sharing Sassy . I didn't know you broke your foot :shock: HUH I must have been drinking :lol: Glad you had a good time
i had a time of my life!!! and I was limping that wasnt my dance!!! or mating call!!! for those that think the RABBIT died!! LOL wow pics will be here tomorrow like I said Crazy has to do TRIP REport before I post!!!! That wouldnt be fair to spoil her fun TALK!!! LOL :lol: And Fun Couple it was a pleasure meeting you as well..... I enjoyed it ALLLLLL.....
