Roll Call August 13-21

16-19, newbie flying solo

 

We will be ther the 14-22. Ready to party. The 18th is our only day to do the BC but we love that foam party!

 

We're newbies!! Aug 17-22. Curious and excited to be there! Can't wait!!

 

oh shit my wife is gonna like you lol

 

hmmmm hello...

 

:flagcanada: :ernaehrung005:

 

August 10 to the 15th. Less than two weeks now!

 

We'll be there for our first time for a long weekend the 12th-15th and doing Boobs Cruise on the 14th!

 

...hmmmm.... OK.

We always (relative statement, we've done it 4 times) get the yacht in the afternoon, not the morning slot. I CAN NOT get up at 8:00 a.m. on vacation. Inertia. impossible. Glacial response in the morning. Won't happen. Ask anyone who knows me. Stacia, on the other hand, wakes up in time to watch the sunrise, then knows I'm not getting up, so gets back in bed.

You should get down to the dock at ~12:45 p.m., the yacht guys are finishing up either the set-up for the afternoon run, or doing the restock from the morning run - then doing the afternoon set-up.

Your crew, if it's the same as it has been each time for us, is Captain Miguel (Michael sometimes), and Pepe. The last of the 4 times, there was another very young guy there in training as it were. Eduardo, maybe? I didn't remember, as I was being distracted by...

About 5 to 10 minutes after the yacht pulls away from the dock, clothes (or what passes for clothes at TTR *shrug*) start coming off so everyone can get rays without the impediment of a tan line anywhere. So, as long as you're not with people who have no idea of how to have a good, fun & sexy time (i.e. Fun-Haters) everyone on board is naked (or should be) by the 15-minute mark. (I invite comment from AdamandTerri, Cortus, HumperandWoody, Midwestern, and Welchjuice to validate this statement.)

Note: This is still Temptation, so it is Still Your Vacation, so You do what You want to Do, nothing else. So, just pick the people with whom you want to go out with care and attention to personalities, so you know that "your" idea of a fun time is the same as theirs, and everything will be awesome. If nobody wants to get naked, nobody will be naked, but if that's what you want, why are you going on the yacht anyway? The yacht is for.... how do I say it euphemistically.... Adult Sexy Fun Time, like the Boobs Cruise, just shorter, smaller, more intimate (in most ways) and without the awesomeness that is CChinos and Omar, admittedly. Think the difference between a crazy fun small house party with 3 or 4 other couples and a crazy fun frat partywith about 40 couples .... Yacht vs. Boobs Cruise. Both way fun, both naked time, Boobs Cruise is more Beastie Boys/Animal House/BangBus the yacht is more.... Insatiable. *shrug* I love the Boobs Cruise, but Stacia worries that my big self is going to step on someone (it has happened) and ruin their day. Also I get way too hammered on the Boobs Cruise (Good Job on that, Chinos, btw happens every time! This is NOT a putdown in any way) - it' sjust that I drink fast, and while on Chinos-run boat, I never get to the bottom of my beer without it being filled or replaced. I think last time I may have had ~40 beers,and I am not kidding. Bumbling, stumbling.. yup, me. No lead in pencil, like that.

Miguel is a skilled boat pilot, and he takes you out either through the channel that shows off the fantastic houses along the water's edge there in Cancun, or heads out towards the deeper (relative term) waters on the way to Isla Mujeres, depending nt eh day's weather pattern. The yacht cruise is 4 hours, so there's time to do a bunch of different optiosn for him, sot he trip is different each time, while following a pattern.

The pattern is, head out, people get their clothes off and sunscreen on, cruise either along the cool homes or out to the water with racing boats going by, etc. (That's fun, to have your naked ladies stand up and wave at boats going by, and see the Fun-Hater ladies smacking their husbands for staring!). Each time, we've headed over to an Isla Mujeres beach and gone skinny-dipping there in the shallows. Pepe tells everyone that "You can't go actually on the beach if naked, but there's no reason to do that anyway." Hang out, drink a beer naked in the shallows for about 10-20 minutes, then back on the boat. Maybe you go to another beach if you want, or just cruise around (this is what we usually have chosen).

On the boat, you can do anything that consenting adults want to do, with impunity and without worry about weirdness from the crew guys. They are very discreet. If you, as Stacia & I were, are engaged in horizontal combat adult gymnastics of the willing variety, they will simply wait on you to get to a "rest period" and then show up with a freshie beverage of the choice that you've made before. It's like magic! Grunt, grunt GRUNT! Oh oh OH OH OHOHOH! and them, Bam! "Here is your cerveza, Senor... your vodka, Senorita..." And then on again like a ghost. Pepe has magic powers, I swear.

So, you are out there with yourselves why would you do that?) or with up to 4 other couples or whatever (yacht has a max of 10 people, so I suppose you crazy LS people could put together an amalgam of singles and pairs, rock 'n rol), and you'll be out there doing literally whatever you wish to do with the consent of the person to/with whom you are doing whatever... and you end at 5:00 p.m. back at the dock, slip back into the whatever little thing it was you wore there in the first place, and stroll back to the Sexy Pool, relaxed, tanned with no lines, sated, endorphin surging, and well and truly buzzing. Being back, you can talk about what you just did, or not, as suits you.

It's a damn good time. Worth doing it, if your mix of folks are right. The vibe is different than Steve's Boobs Cruise,. It's different. Apples and Oranges. Both fun fruit I like to eat, but for different reasons and at different times.

 

By the way, if you happen to see this down at the beach,



Look around for the tall big guy hanging out talking with a beer in hand (always), the above is Stacia doing what she has to do at least three time s a day - stick her toes in the water, the beer in hand dude is me. I won't see you, you'll have to come up.

(I attempted to put a nice butt thong walking into the water pic up, but I can't tell if it "took" or not.)