Oh yes - could you ask Pat to stop hassling me? He says he's in love with me and will give up the smack but I'm like "whats the point in THAT!". As if I want a non-junkie bloke, what an idiot. Ask Pete what he thinks of p** as well. Good call on sticking to the opium. Mossy might be able to fast track if she OD's as soon as she leaves rehab. I'll spike her with p**.
I was feeling in a romantic, poet mood today so I thought what better thing to do than relax with some opers, I've written some poetry about abusing trendy Hoxtonites. WHAT? give up the H? WHY? what would that make him? another boring non drug taker, what a div! hope he wasn't serious, doesn't he know he'll become a social outcast if he's not off his t*ts 24/7 and in danger of dying before he's 30? God, he'll be saying he's gonna start washing next too....what a plum. I'll ask Pete what he thinks, probably a bit too strong for someone like him - a lightweight. Ha ha ha ha, fast-track to the crack table!! thats a good idea, will prove how much she wants it, the status and all that. Who gets permanent seats at the table then, apart from us 2? Shane McGowan?
Set the poetry to music, we'll start the next tour with it, our World tour 'the getyour f*cking self caned Pearly Queens tour 2006'. If he starts washing, I don't wanna know. He'll be an outcast as far as I'm concerned. Prick. Oh, Shane is def there. Mum will need a seat as will O'Dowd. Shall we scour some prisons for members?
Lets dig up Nancy Spungeon, she was proper hardcore, stripper, whore and junkie - total hero! Yeah...so you, me, Shane, O'Dowd, Pete - but not next to me cos he wont be able to stop touching me and begging for kisses, Codders will be under the table replenishing stock....god....there must be some other famous Junkies on a par with us... otherwise, its down Pentonville nick or the squats in Hackney to get some members I suppose. Washing is for wimps. Poetry to music while we push ratp** thru a jo mangle.
God yes. I love being a grave robber, do you?! Hurrah for Codders. I can't think who else, we can't have the whole of the fashion world at the table though. Shall we invite John Leslie & his porn video? Pissing self at "Poetry to music while we push ratp** thru a jo mangle"!
Grave robbers r us! think of all the ***'s that get buried in their jewellery, hello?! why did we not think of this before!!!! Brian Harvey, also a known druggie, we can wheel him up to the table can't we?!! Always room for a little one. Don't put Johnboy next to me but yeah he can come too. We need some glamour at this table! that can't just be left to us 2. Naomi Campbell? bitch but total caner.
GOD yes! Dig up all the ***'s immediately! Dirty little f**kers! Oh yeah, Brian must be there. He won't need a chair, he'll be in a morotised wheelchair won't he. Naomi can come - we'll get her caned on p** and take turns to kick her in the face.
Robert Downey Jr! he knows Alice isn't the only one in Wonderland, he can deffo pull up a pew and chug on pipey. Ozzy....and Jack....and Kelly. I bet Shaz has a sly toot now and again, come one Osbourne, come all! Not the boring one you never see though.
YES, RDJ for sure, he's a proper caner. And yeah, lets get Ozzbag back on the snorting powder, he loves it and must be gagging for a toot. He can get straight on the freebase p**, no messin'. Avatar = hahahaaaaaaaaaaa! He can sit at the table of crack for sure.
