Let muvva sort 'im aaht if 'e comes rarnd 'ere. I bet Chas N Dave dispair of our drug taking, but what can we do? Only Elton, Pete and Pat appreciate that addiction is no laughing matter. The pipe is my best friend, after you of course. and you're a ***t.
That's right, I am. But we all are, proper dirty ***t's. Chas might go for a bit of p** I think, but Dave would NEVER. Let's give Kate some p** when she gets home from The Meadows.
HA! Ill be waiting at the airport with a a sack of p** and the famous buffet carriage super tooter! She won't say no cos once that door opens, it never really shuts again.....resistance is futile waaa ha ha ha, Plus when she sees how cool we look with syringes stuck in our eyeballs, she won't be able to say no. Dave is way too sensible, must be the name - we'll corrupt him just like we do everone else, no one is safe, we are bad people.
One thing that gets me is how the fuck she manages to put away 3-4 a day and stay sane? My errr friend was getting through a couple a week and getting properly paranoid and heart palpatations, she's been doing it untold for over a decade.. How?
She's obviously very gifted. But I bet it's more like 1-2 and not every day, like what was reported....
Until we get our hands on her that is. I'm gonna make her do loads on the famous buffet carriage super tooter, until her nose does a Daniella. It's only right.
You're correct - it is only right, she can't be an icon with her septum intact! We'll make her chug on the vax pipe too, she'll thank us for it. I'm not sure she'll be pulling up a chair at the crack table though, you know you've made it when you get invited to do that - she's not ready. How much smack you dont today then? Have all your teeth gone brown yet? hope so.
Septum = collapsed please! God, she'll love chugging on the vax pipe, it's the best. But you're right - I doubt either Mum or us will be inviting her to the crack table yet. She'll have to prove herself. One stint in rehab does not a crack tabler make! Done a couple of wraps, you? I'll be seeing my crush at the gym later, so I need to be suitably off my t*ts for that. Only going gym to look good - my ribs are hanging right out, good.
Just been doing pure opium spliffs today, saving myself for later as off to see Pete and the boys at Brixton so gonna have a smack sesh with them on their bus at tea time. Got anything you want me to ask them or anything? Too true - you've got to be hauled to rehab (and fail) at least 5 times before you can be in our gang. Mossy = small fry.
