Yes, definitely. I love GM-ing stuff with p**. I'll probably eat them for me tea each night. Well, when my appetite comes back, the p** has ruined it. Not bothered though, I love being a skeletor due to abuse, do you?
Oh totally, Ive had a few back teeth fall out (from too much pipeage) which has helped my gaunt look. Did I leave this at the table at Mums this weekend?
Yes, yes you did. I did what I could out of it to save waste then Mum stashed it under the bar for when you next go in. It's safe, don't worry. Mum might even re-stock it with p** to be honest. I might get a few ribs taken out next weekend, coming?
Thank gawd for that, thought Id have to resort to the mini martells. Rib removeage, why not - we can use them as drum sticks later on. We'll debut our new sticks when we support Chas n Dave next week.
Mum will keep it safe away from the Irish Drum band. I love Chas n Dave, do you? I might shave off their beards and use them as merkins!
One thing I can say that I do truly love, with my hand on my heart is Chas N Dave, Ill marry Chas, you marry Dave. We'll change our names to Jen n Jode and hire ourselves out as cockney kness up type entertainment (when we've kicked the p** and are reformed p**heads that is)
I love them too. They are the epitome of my Essex life. I can't wait to be a reformed p** head, can you? Did you hear? Southend pier's burned again, the pub & fish n chip shop have burned at the end and fell into the sea!!!!!!
Thank you Adam, i think we're funny too!! Sairfend pier has been torched? oh nice one, I assume that was you yeah? Sunday nights are so bloody boring. Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit...
I think we're hilarious and cool. Yes it was me. I should've known you'd guess straight away! Well done. I'll send over some p**, you can celebrate it. Got mah beer on the sideboard 'ere...
