If they bang him up, we can go and visit him....oh I love being a prison wife, do you?! mind you, he's looking a bit old these days, he'll probably ruin our image - Im not sure he's hardcore enough to be in our gang, a few traces of gear?! pah - bring him to be when all his veins collapse!
Oh yes, I love being a prison wife with files in my cakes! He must have collapsed veins asap and then he can drive toot toot in our gang, all over the world! Prison gay = sex on tap. It must be enjoyed for scandal rasons then sell the story to the NoTW for p** money!
Think of all the new skaghead friends he will find in there for us, I might marry some criminals for the drama of it all. Yeah, if you haven't got collapsed veins, see ya! Not interested.
Jode - Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa @ MUM pic! I am dying with laughter! May need some p** to calm me down! Quick, lets marry some crims. I want a drugdealing nutcase. With collapsed lungs, obviously. We can be their saviours. I love being a good samaritan, do you?
Lets open our own prison, cos I love being a prison ma'am even more!! I want someone who keeps guns under the bed and lets me p** it up all day long while he's out killing turnips! Shall we wear fur coats and red lipstick and incite our men to be violent? Im confused now, gansters moll or junkie rock chick?! what shall we be?!
Damn it, it's too hard a decision to make in my p**-induced state. I shall create a poll. Whatever the outcome though, fur coats, red lippy & incitement of man violence will certainly be done. I cannot WAIT for my man to bring me home a dead turnip, can you?!
Will we sit in our OTT glamourous boudoirs, with a big silver tray of P** waiting for the days hunt to return ha ha We'll have affairs with young men while we wait. Im going to put down the pipe, and smoke p** filled cigs through a fag holder. What role can Mum possibly play in all of this?!
Oooh, the days hunt. Mum can be the sorter, sorting the good turnips from the bad. After all, she does know the score. Her late husband was an acclaimed turnip hunter, god rest his soul. *spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch movement* GOOD call on Bette Lynch fag holder. I too shall get one. I love having a p** factory, do you?
