No, turnips make great bongs! Shall we make some absinthe and methadone cocktails? I feel like a quite one tonight, might have a few opium spliffs too.
Yeah, go on then. We don't want to go overboard before our World tour do we. I might bake a space cake for breakfast. Mmm, turnip!
Carve carve. Can't wait till later to do a medley. "Table at Mums, get up from my table at Mums. Oi, that's my f*cking table at Mums you ****".
How sanitised is our age when our rock stars and models aren't allowed to gorge themselves on Class A's? Models don't all weigh 10 pounds on a diet of Quarter Pounders with Cheese and pints of Stella do they?
Free the Woolwich one! Come on Jen, lets sing our favourite song......I love drugs, drugs love me, crack, cocaine and ecstasyyyyyyyyy Who wants clean living and boring? not us!
He must be freed! I'm making a banner, gonna parade it about down Woolwich, rock taxi can drive us there. With a toot toot there and a p** p** there! Clean living = for fools.
