Course it is, they got it from Codders anyway and he owes us bigtime so we're having it, there's a few kilo's in there, there must be - it's enough to get us Bethnal Green isn't it? We'll get some more off Mick the Pikey when we get there. Shall we do over the corner shop tonight for a laugh?
Yes. Shall we steal the Lottery machine and print off loads of lucky dipsters? We can stash the kilos at Bethers, in the toy museum I reckon. No-one will ever find us tooting in there!
Good thinking, we can make the worlds biggest pipe out of one of the old trains, preferably the buffet carriage. Definitely lets print off some lucky dipsters! If they aint lucky, we'll just use the tickets for wraps.
Oh I am loving your thinking there. Imagine the hit from the steam train buffet carriage *toot toot* Bet we pass out, I can't wait. Wraps for sure on unlucky dipsters. They aint thick enough for a roach. We'll get ravealation flyers for that.
Of we'll just peel some of Mums beer mats in half and then rip them down to size. They might turn us into an exhibition at the Toy Museum if we pass out there....we'll have to be in a special 'Rock+Roll Junkies' room, with a warning 'not for the faint hearted' outside.
'do not enter if you have heart problems' etc? I hope they place me on a toy Vespa while I'm passed out. Mum is the salt of the earth, I bet she'll roll for us too.
I might make her our PA. She can be the guitar technician too and do our sound checks....hang on! do we have a guitarist? I can't remember. I hope they stick me in a dolls house with my head lolling out the top.
I think I was the lead guitarist, but only when I haven't got withdrawal spasms. Mum will have to find us another one. Oh, like it. I might cycle around when I come to, on a Penny Farthing.
Maybe Mum should get a one man band type set up and do everything for us and we'll just share vocals? When we're too out of it to sing, Mum can do that too and we'll just cane away in the corner, talking to our fans. Steal the penny farthing, we'll flog it in Shoreditch with the vax, it will be worth a bob or two.
Yes, excellent idea. Mum knows most of our songs doesn't she, as we wrote quite a lot of them in her function room. We'll have to sing the Mum song, 'Table At Mums', though won't we. We'll sell everything we steal for at least thruppence a go. I shall give away free chimney sweeps with every wrap of brown.
