Its fab isn't it? Jen was actually there, she is the one that wrote it! Jen: hobbycraft learn to crochet, including patterns for victoriana doilys and milk jug covers, no skill required will send a limo, he'll probably want to come - he loves a bit of arson.
That;s right, of course he does. I hope if you're happy and you know it Hobbycraft *clap clap* will bring his homemade pipe with him, i've just dropped mine. Dream: Jodie's right, I was there. I was doing the US leg of The Pearly Queens promotional tour. Jodie couldn't make it as she was suffering from exhaustion in The Priory that day.
Mate, construct a new one - Chapter 3, section 1c of our book 'a pipe for all occasions: your guide to building the perfect pipe' will tell you how, I bet you are just too f**ked to remember aint you?
Can't function properly today, I hope I aint OD'd again. Will you tighten the belt for me if I can't do it Jode? Need some horse trancs I think. Hopefully, the book will be out to the public soon, I need to see it on the shelfs.
If you od then I'll have to too, let me know if you think you have. And if you haven't, do more til you do. Course Ill tighten your belt for you - a friend in need is a friend in tourniquet, but remember what happened to me - I passed out with the belt left on and got gangrene in my arm. Why don't you just mug some old people for their medications and yam a load?
I'm def ODing, I'm going to do it now. Some armed robbers have just been killed in London, I'm gonna go and rob the corpses for drugs. That was a bad time, the gangrene but it did inspire you to write our hit tune Need Both Arms For A Hit, didn't it?
Get the gun too, we can use it to terrorise Codders for free drugs! Hope they weren't friends of ours doing a job? shit. Need both arms for a hit, can't just stick the needle in your pit.... such a crowd pleaser that one.
I bet it was At least there'll be free H at the wake. RIP. Codders had better supply it. I love that one, it always takes me back. Can't believe I nearly did stick the needle in my pit once, god.
I know - you were aiming for your eyeball too, you total waghead! what are you like?! I expect the burglars will have left us their stash in their will. Im having it even if they aint though.
I know. It's all the pills, they sometimes make me spasm and I just giffed out totally and it went in pit! GOD yah! We'll go to their flat in the flats and just break the motherf***ing door down and take the stash. It's ours by rights. It won't last long.
