Yes please. I'm shocked we've come this far along in our band career without getting knocked up before, to be honest. Get Peoples Friend free gift of knit one pearl one knitting needles to send round a skanky mate. No clean men please.
Ok, no probs - traditional batiking for beginners: learn the hippy way to funkify your clothes must know some scrotes, im sure he's had a few in the subway at Old St station. Ew - can you imagine doing a clean man now? Imagine......someone that washes! GROSS!
Excellent. No way - I aint having anyone that washes now, whats the point? Keep it f*ckin' real. When are you seeing discount fake designer garb warehouse run by old Chinese woman next?
Saw original singer sewing machine with wrought iron pedal circa. 1965 Antiques roadshow item extrordinaire last night, he found a homeless mum rummaging through the bins outside mums for you. he'll be outside you office at noon. payment is a wrap of brown.
*snort*! Oh thanks loads for that. I'd better go and sort out a wrap, I've stashed quite a bit in the cheque filing room here for work use. I hope that Pollards bargain bin of socks 5 pairs for 99 pence will find it's OK, I think it's a good stash.
I nicked some off Littlewoods Catalogue duvet and pillow case sets page 98 - 104 last night, I can send some over! f**k it - might just come myself, we can nip over to Whitechapel and set some houses on fire first.
Oh yes, fantastic idea. We'll do some of them 3-storey town houses, they go up like no-ones business. Will cross-stitch and home embroidery sets off the market buy two for a paaaahd, give us a lift do you think?
