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  1. Guest

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    Today was my little guys first day at daycare. Not sure if it was harder on him or me! We made it through, though! rocking him to bed now- he's sleeping but I don't want to let him go. Basking in this mommy moment. :)
     
  2. Matt_Diana

    Matt_Diana Guru Registered Member

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    Where does all the purple go when you drink a glass of grape juice? :huh:
     
  3. twinimini

    twinimini I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Hmmm, that will bother me all day now!

    Why do we use sham-poo? It doesn't look anything like real poo.
     
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    twinimini I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Why can we buy a Toy-ota but not a real ota?

    Is a Hy-undai really just a Korean wedgie?
     
  5. Guest

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    Work....

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  6. JoeMar

    JoeMar Guru Registered Member

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    Along these lines....how come if you leave a bottle of beer and a cup of coffee on a table, two hours later the beer is warm, but the coffee is cold?
     
  7. calowie

    calowie Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Why is it that when you boil a potato it turns soft but when you boil an egg it gets hard?
     
  8. Guest

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    Just drop my kid off at daycare. He will be one year old tomorrow It's his third day and he didn't cry. Little man is growing up! :(
     
  9. Donald

    Donald Devil's advocate Registered Member

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    Why does time go so slow at work and so fast on vacation ?
     
  10. LotsaTimers

    LotsaTimers Cancuncare's Survivors Registered Member

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    After having sex, do fish smell like people?

    George
     
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