Jimmy Buffet What if it was never 5 o'clock somewhere What if Steven Tyler did not have a big 10 inch Hank Williams Jr, what happens if your rowdy friend didn't settle down, they party at TTR
Okay; what if Foreigner went to TTR, and found that the beer was "cold as ice", and drank so much that they had "double vision", and by the end of the day they were so "hot blooded" that they chased all the topless women around screaming "I've been waiting for a girl like you".
Okay, I can't help it, but What if Usher, Lil Wayne, and Ludicris decided they didn't want "a lady in street and a freak in the bed". NAH!....that's just stupid!