Making fun. You said laugh into bed, which suggests they get into bed with you because you are funny. I corrected you by saying they laugh in bed, perhaps by your performance, or any number of other things.
By number for things you mean small asian penis right? just kidding, im sure thats just an urban legend
There are tons of guys out there who firmly believe it. They just wouldn't shut up about it. Who knew there are many Asian penis experts out there? Strangely, they are always dudes too. I'm doing all I can to bring truth to the world by sleeping with as many chicks as possible but I'm just one man with one penis. I encourage all you hot chicks to join me, in bed, to fight for truth. Because only then, we'll be set free.
Acqua di gio is nice but popular so if you want to stand out you might try something different, but like I said I don't think anyone will care a whole lot.