You've got to be kidding me!? Without a bra I look like something out of National Geographic! I'm nothing to be proud of, but at least my husband loves my breasts, and I wouldn't be without them either, but in a pickle my breasts could probably support a small country for a couple of days. They're big, and as much as I'm ok with that, the rest of the world doesn't need to view the awful truth! What the hell...I get fun out of them, so does the husband! What's left over I'll lose at some point.
You forgot tequila. It's a form of helium that makes them float....or at least it makes me think they float! lol