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Discussion in 'Cancun Forum' started by mugway05, Jun 15, 2007.

  1. Nerd Dawg

    Nerd Dawg I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    its even better if she stays in your room and eats pizza[/b]
     
  2. mugway05

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    f&8K you love your pizza! Whats your favourite??
     
  3. Nerd Dawg

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    barbeque sauce and cheeeecken kickers with cheddar cheese. you?
     
  4. mugway05

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    The Lot plus pineapple.

    Got that one from boony
     
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  6. Nerd Dawg

    Nerd Dawg I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    hmm never heard of the lot or boony so im not really sure what types of pizzas you mates eat
     
  7. mugway05

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    Okay a Pizza with the Lot is exactly how it sounds.

    Usually has Base, Tomoto, Cheese, Salami, Ham, Bacon, Peppers, Onions, Prawns and Pineapple.

    And Boony is the Greatest bloke ever.

    Google Boony and see what i mean.

    Got love the Tash.

    http://www.davidboonfacts.com/topthirty.php
     
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    David Boon likes to keep his balls shiny for maximum swing.

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    When David Boon does his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready at short leg. Boonie has not had to pay taxes ever.

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    The game of Baseball was invented by David Boon's retarded cousin. Boonie never talks about his cousin or baseball.

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    Boonie once ate four 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes hitting boundaries.

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    If you spell David Boon in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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    Boonie can conceal 23 albatrosses in his moustache at any time.

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    Boony's stack of VB cans is the only man made structure that can be seen from space...from the other side of the earth.

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    David Boon can make a woman climax by simply pointing at his mo.

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    When the ladies get a leg glance from David Boon, they get knocked for six.

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    When David Boon jumps into water he doesnt get wet, The water gets David Boon.

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    The concept of David Boon in a drinking contest is an oxymoron. When Boonie is involved, there is no contest.

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    The term 'ghetto booty' is actually a bastardisation of the term 'ghetto Boony', Tasmanian slang for a beer gut.

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    Boonie was the fourth Wise Man. He brought baby Jesus the gift of Brew. Unfortunately, the trip through the desert was a long one and none of the 12 cases of beer made it, which is why it was left out of the Bible.

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    Due to the heat produced by David Boon's groin, thermal image cameras are totally useless in his presence.

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    Alcoholics became anonymous to stop Boonie calling them "pussies who can't handle their booze".

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    David Boon has never been out in a game of cricket, he gives other blokes a turn.

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    When Ian Botham goes to sleep every night he checks under his bed for David Boon.

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    David Boon once drank 52 beers on a plane trip from Australia to England.

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    Boony's moustache creates so much air drag that without it, boony can travel at the speed of light between wickets.

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    David Boon famously vomited on the hallowed Adelaide Oval turf in a WSC game in 1988 before a live nationwide TV audience of millions (he went on to make 122 and win Man Of The Match). Seriously.

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    David Boon can carve an entire christmas turkey using only a leg glance.

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    Boonie plays pool using his manhood as the cue. After he breaks, the only balls left on the table are his own.

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    In case of an emergency, David Boon's box can be used instead of an oxygen mask. It wont help you breath, but you will die a happy man.

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    David Boon has never drank a single beer in his life. He always has more than one.

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    David Boon's cricket whites were made from the skins of English cricketers.

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    Just like superman has his kryptonite, David Boon has his light beer.

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    The highest mountain in the world is the pile of empty tinnies in David Boon's backyard.

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    David Boon does not wear a groin protector. Cricket balls are made of leather to withstand the impact of David Boon's groin.

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    David Boon was considered to be featured on the $5 note but they couldn't fit his moustache on.

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    When a Danish newspaper published a cartoon of David Boon without a moustache, Tasmanians from around the world started rioting.

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  9. mugway05

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    True Fact:
    David Boon once drank 52 beers on a plane trip from Australia to England.

    It is the World record. Never been done by any one else.
     
  10. Nerd Dawg

    Nerd Dawg I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    true fact:

    nerd dawg > David boon will ever be
     
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