This was passed on to me thru an email. I thought this was good too. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL > DONE- "If you're going to kill each other, do > it outside. I just finished cleaning!" > > My mother taught me RELIGION - "You better > pray that will come out of the carpet." > > My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:- "If > you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you > into the middle of next week!" > > My mother taught me LOGIC- "Because I said > so, that's why." > > My Mother taught me LOGIC...#2 "If you fall > out of that swing and break your neck, you're > not going to the store with me." > > My mother taught me FORESIGHT - "Make sure > you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an > accident." > > My mother taught me IRONY - "Keep crying and > I'll give you something to cry about." > > My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS > -"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!" > > My mother taught me about CONTORTIONIST - "Will > you "look" at the dirt on the back of your neck!" > > > My mother taught me about STAMINA - "You'll > sit there 'till all that spinach is finished." > > > My mother taught me about WEATHER - "It looks > as if a tornado swept through your room." > > My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS > - "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming > toward you; would you listen THEN?" > > My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY - "If I've > told you once, I've told you a million times > - Don't Exaggerate!!!" > > My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - "I > brought you into this world, and I can take you > out." > > My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION > - > > "Stop acting like your father!" > > My mother taught me about ENVY - "There are > millions of less fortunate children in this world > who don't have wonderful parents like you do!" > > > My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION... "Just > wait until we get home." > > My Mother taught me about RECEIVING.... "You > are going to get it when we get home!" > > My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE... "If > you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going > to freeze that way." > > My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD... "If you > don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get > a good job." > > My Mother taught me ESP... "Put your sweater > on; don't you think I know when you're cold?" > > > My mother taught me HUMOR - "When that lawn > mower cuts off your toes, don't come running > to me." > > My mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT > - "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never > grow up." > > My Mother taught me about GENETICS... "You're > just like your father." > > My Mother taught me about my ROOTS... "Do you > think you were born in a barn?" > > My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE... > "When you get to be my age, you will understand." > > > > > And my all time favorite... JUSTICE... "One > day you'll have kids ... and I hope they turn > out just like you!" > >
Luv.... You just discovered the very reason we do not have any kids. :lol: As Jamie's mother is fond of saying "she use to read Dennis the Menace each morning to find out how her day was going to go! :shock: But, I like the whole Mother's Day Tribute; I will pass it on to my friends. Thanks Chris
They say that your kids will be 10xs worse than you are. I can only pray and hope for the best now. At least I know all the warning signs before it happeneds.
