If your on the ground floor ,, try opening the patio door , but leave the curtains shut, so people can't see in but you can still see out , then put the porn channel on really loud and watch passer buyers to see if they try and peak ,lol good afternoon entertainment , with good side benefits
Ok. If you are having trouble getting it I credit my husband with coming up with this punch line "I'm sorry, all we have is regular porn....you sick bastards". Does that help?