First off - this needs to be addressed Way to put the effort in Fletch. We expect a lot more from you... You could have gone with 1- Sorry Kristie. I'll be right over to comfort you. We can get shitfaced and see where it goes from there... 2- Sorry Kristie. I head most guys on that side of the Atlantic are heartless like that. I'll be right over to help you pack and you can move in with me 4- Sorry Kristie. If you decide to go with Henry's method of recovery, I can "lend you a hand" 5- Sorry Kristie. I feel your pain. I've called the post office and had your mail forwarded to my house. Come and get it! We spent too much time dragging your ass from bar stool to toilet trying to help develop your potential, and to have to read through effortless crap like this is insulting. Ladies, please don't encourage him... If you really want to help, the best thing you could do is edit your posts and remove Fletch's name. That should make him try harder.