Pick-up lines!!

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  1. Shaved Yeti

    Shaved Yeti Regular Registered Member

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    Hey baby, are you ready for a night of earth-shattering, mind-blowing, erotic, sensual love making that you will never forget?

    No?

    Well would you mind laying down so I can have one?
     
  2. Kevin_Ailsha

    Kevin_Ailsha President of the Fireball Nomad Trailerhood Registered Member

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    It's been almost 20 years since I have been on the dating scene but it must have been something like this..
    [ame=http://youtu.be/yRjcxBYiI_8]I Like Vagina (Brickleberry) - YouTube
     
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  3. SummerFun2015

    SummerFun2015 Enthusiast Registered Member

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    "the next moment, your wife is gone and you find out the next day that they charmed her and took her back to their room and did dirty things to her."

    You act like we didn't let you watch the video after! lol.. jk
     
  4. Shaved Yeti

    Shaved Yeti Regular Registered Member

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    I'd like to tell you that I have a 12 inch penis, but that just isn't true.

    I'm TWO INCHES SHORT!!!!!!

    :huh:
     
  5. j3

    j3 Guru Registered Member

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    Dam baby you have a bright future behind you.
     
  6. PardonTheFun

    PardonTheFun Regular Registered Member

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    Someone asked about pickup lines, and the conversation got diverted. Made me think of this old thread tho. Bump.
     
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    Rocajr Enthusiast Registered Member

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    I Love it!!! We will be using that one, although we are Canadian so nowhere near the south.. lol we will use Swangers. A lot of flirting... it's kinda our foreplay till we get back to our room..
     
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    Rocajr Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Ya that's just not right
     
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    rogren90 Regular Registered Member

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    So funny!
     
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