Pick-up lines!!

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  1. Chilli79

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    Fuck me if I'm wrong is your name Fred ?
     
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    Im going to burn all the chairs in the world just to have you sit on my face
     
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    I know why they call it a beaver.....cause I'm dying for some wood...
     
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    Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong....
     
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    is that dress felt? .... would you like it to be?!?! :icon_rolleyes:
     
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    ... And I'm almost done drinkin'...
     
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    Great legs, what time do they open? :D
     
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    We are going to have to try some of these next month
     
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    They do this strange finger thing during the handshake. They tuck their middle finger in between the palms during the interlocking of hands and then sort of wiggle it around during the pump phase. Its weird. Then they look at your wife and do that tongue flicking thing.

    And they all have popped collars, big gold chains, and excessive chest hair showing through their unbuttoned shirt.

    They also don't really use pick-up lines. It's more a case of you're sitting at the bar minding your own business one moment and the next moment, your wife is gone and you find out the next day that they charmed her and took her back to their room and did dirty things to her.

    It's pretty bad.
     
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    In some circles, you are referred to as "Soft".
    The white bracelet says "Swangers". I guess the camouflage works for we are but we are not.

    :wave:
     
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