Pick-up lines!!

It's not going to suck it's self.

 

To add onto my previous one....what if I don't want to bring you home?

 

A TTR version of an old one..."Are you that excited to dance with me or did you just stick me in the ass with a banana?"

 

On what planet do U buy your pants?
Bcuz your ass is outta THIS World!

 

I would hide every chair in the world, just so you would have to sit on my face

 

When meeting a handsome young lad from London...."oh...a Britt are you? Well, tonight I hope to hear Paul Revere!"

(Let me know when you get that one)

 

Some of Mae West's finest...
"When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm better."
"I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. "
"I've been in more laps than a napkin."

 

So....you wanna fuck???

While it's easy to remember success rate has been low. Even with Di :huh:

 

I think women have a higher success rate with that line than men do!

 

Hmm you may be on to something here. I don't ever remember saying no when Di says it.