Pick-up lines!!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Willis.
Willis who?
Willis dick fit in yo' ass?

 

Terrible one yet it worked for him and now we have been together for 8 years..."Are you wearing panties under that skirt?"

 

One from years ago, "If I tell you you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

 

My cock just passed away. Can I bury it inside you.

 

Is that a ladder in your pants or a stairway to heaven.

 

Are you from Ireland by chance. Because when I look at you my dick is DUBLIN !!!

 

Hilarious thread! Thanks for the laughs everybody!

 

heres a dollar ring your mum and say you wont be home tonight

 

Get your coat, you've pulled!
:daisy:

 

I just hope I can remember a few of these! Hahahah