Pick-up lines!!

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  1. Tc123123

    Tc123123 I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Lets rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together
     
  2. Tc123123

    Tc123123 I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Is that a mirror in your pocket cause I can see myself in your pants.
     
  3. Tc123123

    Tc123123 I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Did it hurt? When you fell from the sky you sexy angel.
     
  4. Stacia_and_John

    Stacia_and_John T&A Tour Guide Registered Member

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    Here's one I've heard a few times at TTR...

    "Hey, my wife wants to do your wife. What do you think?"

    Which sort of leaves me... non-plussed, I guess I'd say.
     
  5. SoCalBeachLovers

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    Not sure if it was a pickup line but in April a cute French Canadian gal says to the Mrs " I love your boobies and my husband has a big cock"! Maybe they raise roosters?
     
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    FunHsvCpl Enthusiast Registered Member

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    I believe the translating would read "You have a sexy ass body and my hubby and I want to get to the center of your Tootsie pop!"...
    I have the distinct feeling they were not referring to any barn yard fowl...
    Just an innocent bystander's opinion....
     
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    esw Enthusiast Registered Member

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    These are cracking me up! I especially like the pinkie toe one...lol


    The Mrs. -- Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
     
  8. Harpers

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    Great puppies...... Can I take them for a walk

    Still never worked out why that never works!
     
  9. wild1s

    wild1s Naughty 'n Nice Registered Member

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    So, have you ever had an older woman fantasy?
     
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    happyendings Enthusiast Registered Member

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    You think this might work? Lol
     
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