Phony Facebook Plans

Discussion in 'Temptation Cancun' started by summerbum, Mar 9, 2012.

  1. Lenni & Jodie

    Lenni & Jodie The Unicorn Hunters Registered Member

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    To Clarify The Term: "The Portuguese Sandwich" is only applicable when you spray Alcohol Infused Whipped Cream in the center of a girls butt crack while she is weraing a thong or agrees to gettinga bikini wedgie while she is a float on a beer pong table, FACE DOWN - ASS UP. Then you jump up the pong table without the use of your hands, planting your face firmly in her butt crack and begin to lick out every ounce of whipped cream. Once completed... only then can you win the bragging rights award to using the term "Portuguese Sandwich"

    Anything other then the above directions is only a gimmick, or knock off version and you've been sold a bunch of fools gold. If a picture is required for instructional use only, we will gladly post one!
     
  2. CEP

    CEP Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Whatever

    I taught until this past year. Almost all the teachers I worked with drank because of the stress of the job. If people are on facebook monitoring what goes on, then they are just as much involved as those sitting poolside. Just sayin!
     
  3. funlvncpl

    funlvncpl Enthusiast Registered Member

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    And then sue their collective ass off for violating your freedom of "religion"! At least here in the states.
     
  4. suedave

    suedave I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    just take a quiet stroll along the beach till you come to the next hotel, there you will find kids :eek: :eek: have a few pics taken and then get back asap, and carry on as normal :lotsofmichaelfs: :flash::daveandmo::ass::mnm:
     
  5. ChangoDeMadera

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    As a new teacher myself and with my colleagues just getting to know me the last thing I would want to do is show any photos of a wild vacation.

    Just look at the case of the teacher who is in porno movies and they found out and is now all over the news.....
    They should let her be!

    In terms of boring pictures:

    You in bed reading a really boring book.

    You in bed with the window in the background showing it is still daylight and your caption being "my daily mid day nap".

    You on the beach with sunscreen on nose and body covered and looking in pain with a caption of "got burned the first day - taking it slow"

    You playing a very boring board game.

    You writing in your journal in the room.

    lol - idk lots of room pictures because you got burnt and enjoy being alone to reflect and sleep lol
     
  6. Gibs

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    Is this definition going to be found in the Merriam-Webster Dictionary any time soon?
     
  7. Lenni & Jodie

    Lenni & Jodie The Unicorn Hunters Registered Member

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    Application has been sent in
     
  8. Lenni & Jodie

    Lenni & Jodie The Unicorn Hunters Registered Member

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    Just to show you how things can be purposely taking out of context, the above quote was altered from the original post, it isn't the greatest version as I have only deleted words and not added any, but by re-reading it, your post now looks like you want to party hard & have a good time. Your subconsciousness is speaking to you. Btw if you want a new timeline photo for your boring new fb account, feel free to use mine lol.

    Cheers
    Lenni

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  9. jeff & deb

    jeff & deb I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Well thank you for that.
     
  10. Lenni & Jodie

    Lenni & Jodie The Unicorn Hunters Registered Member

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    I can't post any pictures from Temptations as I don't have permission from the "SUBJECT" and the pictures we have do show her face it in, so I have found another version of what I am trying to describe as a visual. Sorry but I had to use this picture, it is a reminder not to get too drunk.

    BTW yes this person is cheating by using his hands for support, but I can't blame him..... can you?

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