my greatest acheivement is making adam be my one by making him the victim after he previously resisted my charms Apart from that i too have wasted my life and am not very good at anything. But i dont smoke
I guess I made shuan a victim this year?? We drank and drank and drank, and then when it was time for him to leave my hotel, I put him on the bus, told everyone to MAKE SURE he made it to the oasis viva, he passed out on the bus and when he awoke, it was dark and he was still on the bus!! muhahahahahahaa
acheivements huh well start of today ... won the longest drive in a competition this afternoon, plus a 2 ball sweep ... good afternoon ... didnt win the whole thing though other than that, been wasting life, played american football for GB under 19s that was cool, and tennis for kent, .. nearly made it in to the mile high club the other week aswell haha
yes he made me a victim which resulted in a full blown arguement between me and kristi where she shouted and i was still so drunk i kept grunting at her man i wa son that bus for four hours! i must have gone up and down cancun 6 or 7 times!
it was my first day aswell this was after jumping on a 30ft inflatable bottle of beer then humping it doin ght slide at senor frogs getting bored the slide then front flipping over the fence then heading to jasons room drinking all warm beer stamping on tropical plants and mooning everyone going to a random room where i was greeted by a huge built guy i walked into his room knocked stuff around spoke 2 random kids then jason finally found me and we ran down the hallways ringing all the door bells
dude, you were OUT of control, I actually have a picture of you in my room WASTED, eyes half open. I MUST find the picture once I get home and post it!
