Good one haha Yup, great report! Read through the whole thing with a smile on my face! Can't wait to be there!
Thanks for all the comments! I’m glad folks enjoy reading our story. We clearly had fun and we enjoyed writing down all of the memories. Let’s see. I’ll try to answer some questions… I do like boobs! How could you tell? :aktion025: But so does wife…both showing (even though this was her first time) and looking. That is why we booked the trip in the first place! She is still complaining about the sunburn though! Pics? Alas, that is one of the most lamentable items of the whole trip. As newbies, we thought cameras were verboten so we have virtually zero pictures. We rarely even took a camera out of the room. Bummer. That is part of the reason why we wrote everything down…so we would remember it. Did the sex buzz continue? I certainly wanted it to, especially after I passed the pharmacy on my way thru the airport yesterday that sold Viagra! (Shouldn’t they sell that on the way in?) Sadly, the Montezuma’s Revenge finally caught up with wife on the way home (she must have taken a nip off that tequila when I wasn’t looking) so that bucket list item will have to wait a few more days We agree that pacing is key but it is tricky on a 4 night trip. The first two days you are just so excited to be away from the real world that you just can’t help yourself. By our 3rd and 4th day, things were just starting to get rolling and we weren’t about to stop then. A longer trip with some planned “off” days would certainly help. Thanks!
Home run! Your report is refreshingly honest. It IS easy to get sidetracked/drunk/sunburned, etc, and screw up (pun intended) the chances for sex. Mostly , tho, we appreciated how honest you were about how lame this place CAN be sometimes.Those who worry about craziness here before their first visit are worrying about nothing. Our first trip here to the pool had me exclaiming (after my wife got her fabulous boobs out) "I thought this was a topless resort?????" There were certainly plenty of people willing to spectate, rather than participate...In all fairness, for us, this changed on the 3rd day. But for a while we thought we had been cheated.... Great report! Let us know when you are going again and we will make sure you see some BOOBS. PS One tip: Morning sex....!
Morning Sex is definitely the way to go, my hubby knows thats the best time (at least when we are home), I'm typically too tired in the evenings. LOL
Great trip report, in my opinion the moral of the story is you need to watch more porn and stay longer!!!! Anyways thanks for sharing your honest and hillarious report.
