Sunday oct 5th. Boobs Cruise day! We managed to pull ourselves out of bed and grab a bite to eat at the buffet. Love the breakfast buffet. Good mix of the American basics and some Mexican items thrown in. Definitely a good idea before a day drinking on the Boobs Cruise. Another beautiful day weather wise. Now we have been on a number of cruises thru the years and loved them all for their own special reasons. It is very true that each one is different and the people that attend help to direct the level of crazyness of each cruise. We were on a week 8 cruise several years back, the infamous 'buffet cruise' and our favorite of all last years Octoberbreast cruise. This year was amazing, awesome, quite a great party and a highlight of the trip but it didn't quite equal the Octoberbreast 2013 cruise on the over the top sexy time front My explanation as to why is in 2013 there were a lot of newbies that were basically just given their first taste of sexual freedom lol and well just like the girl that had a ton of rules in high school and then went crazy and f'ed the entire fraternity when she got her freedom at college, Octoberbreast 2013 broke loose from the chains that bound their behavior on their maiden Boobs Cruise and lets just say no lady left having never kissed a girl and most guys may of had two shades of lip stick on their mr happy (I know, no one wears lipstick on the cruise but I am trying to paint a picture here). In 2014 it was more of a been there done that approach. Still one hell of a party, lots of shots, body shots, some adult fun but a little more about the party and less about sexy time lol. Like I said each cruise is different and both were great in their own ways. Everyone knows the routine and can read all about the stops, agenda, etc on the boobs cruise page so I won't get in to detail there. But I will say there is nothing hotter than a bunch of ladies licking whipped Creme off each other's goodies on a boat during a sunny day out on the water with great music and friends singing and drinking together. Good times. Don't miss it. And if u r one of those people who avoid them due to sea sickness I have taken the 'less drowsy' version of Dramamine the last two voyages and been fine. If you look at last years report or the Octoberbreast thread you will see that a highlight of the 2013 cruise was when Brent and Darin decided to spoon in the middle of the net and I snapped some pics and share every chance I get. Like this... Darin and Brent had grand plans to get even with me this year by putting me in an embarrassing position and then snapping a pic and sharing every chance they could get. Well the plan didn't quite work out how they expected At the skinny dipping spot I shed the clothes and climbed up as high as I could and as usual the staff yelled 'no jumpy' but I don't know what jumpy means so I leaped in for a nice swim. When I returned my suit had been taken. I soon found out Brent and Darin had taken it. They tried to drag me into the middle of the net but several ladies saved me and my quick thinking wife started providing oral pleasures. Now what were these two to do? They can't grab a guy when that is happening right? So instead they tossed me what is best described as a black pouch that is supposed to hold the Frank and beans and yelled put it on and get out here, 'PAY BACK IS A BITCH!' Being the good sport I am I attempted to get it on but couldn't figure out how it worked. So then the lovely Tif spent a good amount of time trying to help...massaging and caressing to get the franks and beans in the pouch. Now of course massaging and caressing from Tif isn't going to help something that is already not fitting get smaller and fit. So Laurie and Jen and some other ladies all tried to help. Yeah guys payback is a bitch lol. Somehow eventually it became less about making the pouch fit I think eventually we got just the Frank in and partied on Poor Darin and Brent. They looked so sad standing in the middle watching their attempted embarrassment turn into the highlight of the cruise for me. Better luck next time guys After the cruise we all partied in the fun holes at the sexy pool and some of the sunday arrivals joined us. Now even a couple days after, let alone 2 months after, this part of the trip is very hazy. I do recall the famous Octoberbreast gummy bear shots making a return appearance and the gummy bears being placed on strategically located body parts for which the shots to be taken off of. No holds barred when it comes to Octobetbreast, gummy bear shots and a post boobs cruise party and we will just leave it at that. If I didn't have the pictures to prove it I would of thought the night ended there. But apparently Sunday night we joined Jeff and Andrea at the Italian and it was pink night. Pic to be added later. Then we went to Patty o's where we joined sparkie, crazy and capnmorgan for some more fun. Again I only remember this because I have a pic. It is a PG pic but a sexy pic so I will add it later if all are cool with that. I do recall a lot of dancing with the Octoberbreast crew but many calling it early due to the long day on the boat. So then we hung out with Franks crew a little late night (they usually visit in May and October, Frank I forget your name on here fbjr or something like that). The reason I remember this part of the night despite my drunkenness was the unique way Frank introduced his lady friends to Jen. It usually started with Frank saying ____ this is Jen. And then the sexy young lady would not say a word but say hello in the sexiest way you could imagine that would be some combo of kissing and fondling and uhm yeah. Thanks Frank. Only at pattyo's and only at TTR. No clue what time we went to bed this night but I do know it was by ourselves as I recall thinking we better sneak the hell out of here before this gets too crazy for even us lol. Next comes Monday, our last full day at TTR and our favorite with the toy exchange and some new visitors joining the party. Then we are off to Pearl for 4 nights.
Monday oct 6th - toy exchange night! Monday oct 6th We love the Octoberbreast group but part of the fun of TTR is meeting random unique people. So we definitely do our share of meeting people in advance on CCC and making friends that we like to go back with year after year but we also like to break away a little and meet randoms and hear their story. So on Monday we sat by the buffet restaurant and met some couples outside the group. Keep in mind that even with a large group like Octoberbreast from CCC that still only makes up less than 25% of the resort. It was fun (and maybe a little embarrassing) to hear thoughts on the craziness that ensued sexy pool side post Boobs Cruise from someone outside the group. Like one of the prim and proper ladies saying 'can you believe that they were putting gummy bears on the tip of their ____ and girls were sucking them off?'. I just nodded my head and thought wow I guess they don't recognize me lol. Anyway, good to mingle. No one knows you and most don't give a damn (apparently as long as u don't put gummies on the tip of mr Johnson). Typical sexy pool day with shots and mingling so I won't repeat what many already know. Darin and I did take home the resort beer pong title. He also brought a floating beer pong table that kept the party going in the pool for most of the day. Tried not to go too crazy as tonight was the toy exchange party at the cigar lounge. More on that below. We did dinner with Amy and travis at the seafood restaurant in the evening. We had not been there since our first trip in 2010 and we really liked it. Was a nice alternative to the typical Italian and asian we rotate back and forth with. And Amy and I just think alike when it comes to TTR partying and travis simply tells it like it is so always enjoy catching up with them. They, like many at Octoberbreast this year, just really get what TTR is all about. Fun, carefree, non-judgemental partying with like minded friends. The toy exchange. Thanks Darin and Melissa for coming up with this and bringing it to Octoberbreast! So the toy exchange works like a Christmas gift exchange but with unopened adult toys. Everyone gets a number and in turn picks an unopened gift or can steal an opened gift. A gift can only be stolen 3 times and then it locks. The hope is that at the end maybe some toy demos will be provided. We did the exchange in 2013 also and I reserved the cigar lounge. We paid the resort to turn the lights on and have a bartender. My memory is a little fuzzy on 2013 but basically we paid for 13 couples that were in the toy exchange. People then invited friends and others just wandered in as there is no door. Three quarters of the way thru the resort insisted I pay for the extra 26 people they counted! Absolutely ridiculous. Needless to say it ruined my night as first I debated with ttr mgmnt and then we reached an agreement that I could collect from those who wanted to stay and those that didn't had to leave. At the time I was just trying to keep the party going and didn't want to make a big scene so I paid for some of it and some other Octoberbreasters contributed and some randoms contributed and others got pissed when we said there was a cost and left. End result was ttr screwed us and definitely thru cold water on a potentially hot party. In addition because of all the randoms that showed up the atmosphere was not conducive for toy demos. So live and learn. For this years party we reached out to the hotel management in advance and talked to several including the gm, front desk management, guest services, premier and food & beverages. We asked for a bartender and a small buffet, lights turned on, speaker for music, fans (as it gets really got up there despite it being open air, no breeze) and a guard to keep randoms out so we wouldn't have the same problem as last year. They said $20 a person for alcohol and $40 for food, yikes. We tried all sorts of negotiating tactics including sharing what I paid for something better at pearl ($10 a person, more to come on that when we get to the pearl portion of the trip) and offering to pay a flat fee of $500 and offering $10 a person since there were so many of us thinking they would want to keep return guests happy and we even offered to instead donate the entire amount to cancer. They didn't bite on any of it and the offer stood at $20 a person, take it or leave it. We considered doing the exchange in our Temptation suite but our numbers grew to over 50 so logistically that wasn't possible. We considered just all meeting at nice shoes or the sports bar but of course that meant randoms popping in. End result is the group voted and if the resort agreed to 8-11pm, guard at door, speakers provided, fans then it would be worth $20 a person to have a convenient organized event. The resort agreed and the toy exchange was booked. Special thanks to rebelnash who basically took all the stress off of me by serving as the door man. Standing with the resort door checker and collecting the money to ensure I was reimbursed as I paid in advance and also ensuring the resort didn't double count anyone or do any extra counting. Huge help. Thanks! The resort delivered what was asked for including a full bar with bartender, security at the door so we could keep it to couples participating in the toy exchange, a speaker so we could play our own music and fans to provide some relief as again it was hot. I think most thought it was worth it. Is the resort gouging its most loyal guests? Yes. Was this the best option we had? In my and in most of the guests opinion yes. The only other option I would consider would be instead collecting $10 from everyone and making a beer/mixer run to Walmart and asking everyone to bring a bottle and then we just use the cigar lounge space ourselves. Only risk there is that the lights may not be on and we may have difficulty getting them on. Not sure if they are typically turned on every night. And to further illustrate the gouging point at pearl they charged me $10 a person for a penthouse party that included a full bar, bartender, buffet, music, strobe lights, etc and when extra people showed up they didn't charge me more. Very different in how the two resorts are run. Anyway back to the party. Darin ran the event and again did a great job as emcee with Melissa assisting. Last year we got our first ever toy and it was a hit so we looked forward to toy number two. We have no clue what we are doing and just follow what others seem to like and steal. Last year we had a late number and 'stole' a vibrating ring. This year we lucked out again with a late number. We got to see the popular toys getting stolen back and forth... bullets, rabbits, eggs (yes, these are adult toys. I know, who knew?). So I was excited to grab one of them but instead the mrs choose a vibrating mustache. I was devastated. I couldn't imagine this mustache resulting in much fun time later for us. Boy was I wrong. Some demos had started here and there so I tried the mustache on and tried it on the mrs, it was a hit. Then Rox said let me see that and she took my place and lets just say she made Jen very happy And as all gentleman know...when your wife is happy you are happy Since demos were all around me I tried on the nipple clamps. Hurt way more than expected but hey anything for the party. Some of the ladies decided to turn it up a notch and get in the fountains. If you haven't been to the cigar lounge before basically there are raised fountains in the center about 4 feet above the floor and they shoot up into the air. Well since this was a toy night it made since to try out the fountain as a toy. The best part was the expression on the face of the security. Clearly he realized this was something he should be stopping or limiting both for safety and decency reasons. But clearly he was conflicted. Seriously enjoying the show mouth open with a look of holy crap written across his face. He would take two steps forward to stop it then one step back mesmerized by the show before him. Eventually he made it to the girls (plus Brent who had been forced to join them) and shook his finger back and forth very Dikembe Mutumbo like (basketball player reference for those who don't know who that is) indicating dancing in the fountains and using it as a sexy toy was not allowed. Melissa did one more squat spraying the room (with fountain water) including a very happy security guard one more time and then the party exited the fountains as requested by security. It was then time to move the party to pattyo's and party on anyway. There were several new arrivals on Monday that didn't make the toy exchange but were hanging in pattyo's. One of which we had gotten to know well in advance via CCC, text, etc. Love how this site enables you to really get to know someone before actually even meeting them. We met briefly at the pool in the evening and immediately after our return from the toy exchange to pattyo's the four of us connected again and decided to exit the craziness and show them our Temptation suite. Four hours later we got burgers, hot dogs and fries at 4am. Apparently it takes a while to show new sexy friends a Temptation suite. That is all that can be said about that night except for it was easily our best night at TTR and our philosophy held true... focus on having fun and the party first and if other things happen as a result of the party that just feel right for all then great and if not then we sure had one hell of a time partying Next day we were off to Desire Pearl.
Love reading this Kyle - great to see what we missed (or maybe it sucks) because we got there late. Anyways love the updates
Ha. I know I am forgetting key parts. I was hoping someone would fill in the memory gaps like what we did the night after the Boobs Cruise You could tell me anything and we would believe it.
Kyle, since I got heat exhaustion on the boat and promptly vomited and then napped for the hour following the cruise, I was "relatively" sober when I came back out to the pool, and it was a wild scene. Everyone was doing body shots, making out, giggling, and people were absolutely s**tfaced. Looked like a good time...I was so bummed I was sick the rest of the night!
The hour or two after the cruise was absolutely insane. I remember walking around with my bottle of fireball asking people if they wanted a shot. If they said yes, I poured it on me and let them clean up. If they said no, I poured it on them, and cleaned it up. Or something like that. I never had anyone complain and it was a wild, great time. There's something about the booze on the booze cruise that puts me at the optimal state of drunkenness but without any of the bad drunkenness side effects. It's euphoric!
I know Thelma and Jackie enjoyed the gummies and funholes after the cruise! Actually everybody enjoyed the funholes after the cruise.
That's right. I remember now. I have several pics of Ryan on Boobs Cruise pink night but none of you. Not going to include that one in the trip report though as I am not posting any pics where the guys have less on than the girls lol Although if we ever join week 8 I will come better prepared with the outfits in an attempt to compete with ryan and Jeff Sorry you didn't feel well. It does get hot in early October.
