Getting so close! 10 days, I think I might make it? I think the case of beer in the frig is calling me to make my daily liver abuse!
I don't know about beach vollyball but I already know I'm way to cometitive for the tequila one. If I lose and get ice water on my cojones it's six more weeks of winter.
Little Johnny's teacher says, "Class, today we are going to learn multi-syllable words. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Little Johnny raises his hand, "Me, Miss Finch!" Miss Finch turns towards the eager young lad, "All right, Little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?" Little Johnny says, "Mas-tur-bate". Miss Finch smiles and says, "Well, little Johnny, that sure is a mouthful!". Little Johnny says, "No, Miss Finch, you're thinking of a blowjob".
