Not my idea but stealing it. Chaos Crew picture countdown.

P.S. If you want to push through it I've found 5 hours shots, expresso and Mio work great. Just may have the jitters for a bit!

 

Depends, some people still go to the restaurants. What time do you think you'll arrive? Some people hang out by the sexy pool bar when the cruise gets back. You may struggle to find coherent people from the Boobs Cruise after 6pm...I apologise now if I talk a load of gibberish at you. My accent gets incomprehensible after a good Boobs Cruise!

 

I watched an English comedian yesterday to get reaclimated! He was Bloody Brilliant!

 

Do you remember which one? We watch a lot of comedy!

 

Trish, we arrive around 11:30am @ the airport. I am sure we will hear when the Boobs Cruise is back at the hotel. No worries about slurred words, I may be in the same situation if the flight is rough and I get enough alcohol in me.

 

Al Murray: The pub landlord on netflix.

 

Haha watched that the other day too. Interesting fact, he shaves his head for the pub landlord routine and actually has a full head of hair.

 

I noticed his hairline was normal. When my long luxurious locks go away I may have to just say the same thing, just part of the act folks!

 

When you arrive, get your room sorted then sit yourselves down at the sexy pool bar and hit the shots until the Boobs Cruise gets back. Around 4:30 or 5pm you'll be swamped with Chaos Crewers trying to find their land legs again after trying all day to find their sea legs!

 

Is it 5? Thought it was 6. Of course I'm just lucky if I remember to put my trunks on I'm usually so blitzed!