Not my idea but stealing it. Chaos Crew picture countdown.

Great now I feel bad. Wheres my magic forgetting juice? :beer4:

 

That should do the trick (as long as the beer isn't to scale). One of your bubba kegs should do it.

 

Alas, sadly no matter how many times I ask Santa for a keg to fill it up with I'm left empty handed. I'm really starting to doubt the truth of his existence!

 

Damn Santa. He probably bought you the keg but got thirsty with that heat in Texas. So he needed a drink. Santa lives in Canada you know… Up north it's super cold so Santa doesn't like the heat.

 

Not what I heard! Besides, everyone knows Santa is Mexican. Crossing every known border and not getting caught? That's all us baby!

 

Google his address…it is clearly at the North Pole. His CANADIAN Postal code is H0H 0H0 - I used to send him mail when I was a kid so I know. He writes back too. That's quite the outfit to wear on the beach - would be pretty hot.

 

Proves nothing. I'm pretty sure it's just it's just a P.O. Box. I have one myself in the Ukraine for tax purposes.

 

Okay, give me the address, if you write me back in less than 2 weeks then I will believe you.

 

13A Kostelna Street
Kyiv 01901

Don't forget to use correct postage! (I hope you appreciate the hassel I went through for that joke!)

 

Only problem is it's not a post office box - that's a street address. lmao But A for effort!