This year all sheer thongs! I figure the wife has been doing the last few years, why not the guys! No one knows you right? opcorn:
Yes all about the glass bottle. She was the over zealous type. Felt the need to interrupt our group with a looong story about some friend of hers getting cut on the beach, years ago and the related medical costs. . .yada, yada, yada. What was crazy, was her preaching safety and caution, and yet she climbed over loungers and squeezed past people and objects, making a mini scene and nearly toppling, just to impart ear diaharrea. I of course told her not to worry as I have lots of practice in safeguarding bottles of primo booze while at Sexy Pool. She didn't like my sarcasm and went to tell security. She also had tsk,tsk'D the day b4, bcuz about 8 of us used 2 stools at one of swim-up bar while we polished off 1/2 bottle of Fireball. Said we were taking up space at the bar and we already had our own drinks. . .or something like that. The guy with her, asked me a few days later, rhetorically I spose, outta the blue, in the pool mens room, "Who brings their own bottle to an all-Inclusive?" So needless to say I think they felt out of place. And I don't think you'll have comments about your skimpy swimwear from her again.
She may have gone about telling you the wrong way, but I have to agree with her on the glass issue. A broken bottle is a pool clearing event while they clean it up.
We just use an empty water bottle. I also brought some good Tequila in a water bottle on the cruise. thing about broken glass its almost invisible if it falls in the pool
and I think large men should be able to wear Speedo and thong poaches too ok, I,ll shut up now :bash:
look at it this way if you are a women and if you put even a thread making it look like a thong covering nothing but considering you are wearing something will be fine...!!! :bowdown:
