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Discussion in 'Temptation Cancun' started by Canadian Dos Equis fan, Oct 18, 2013.

  1. Lll

    Lll Enthusiast Registered Member

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    It wasn't exactly the most inconspicuous disguise he could have chosen - but perhaps he was trying to get into character.

    Bewildered security guards watched on CCTV as a man dressed in a full cow suit crawled into a Virginia Walmart store on all fours and stole 96 gallons of milk.

    He loaded it into a cart, pushed it outside and started trying to give it away to bewildered customers.

    But when police caught up with the four-legged Robin Hood, he hot-hoofed it down the road - to a nearby McDonald's.

    An 18-year-old man, Jonathan Payton, has been arrested for shoplifting after police allegedly found him sitting in the restaurant parking lot with the offending suit next to him in the car.

    The bizarre theft was caught on camera at the Garrisonville Road store, Stafford, late on Tuesday night.

    The cow entered the shop on all fours at about 10.35pm, found a shopping cart and pushed it towards the dairy aisle.

    There he loaded it with 96 gallons of milk - about $92 worth - and pushed it out of the store, where he began offering the bottles to passers-by.

    Man dressed as a COW crawls into Walmart and steals 96 gallons of milk | Mail Online
     
  2. Lll

    Lll Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Is there any Walmart nearby? We'll buy milk, we won't steal it, but the rest is doable.
     
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    i really like that!!!!!
     
  4. Trish

    Trish I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Volunteer for every single pool game, even the ones for the girls...Miss T, iron woman etc.
     
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    Just to show you're secure in your manhood, how about packing ONLY women's attire for the entire trip (theme-night garb, included)?

    I dare you to do that.
     
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  6. Rick&Kelly

    Rick&Kelly Guru Registered Member

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    I love it!
     
  7. JoeMar

    JoeMar Guru Registered Member

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    Drink only water for the entire trip. Just kidding! You'd have to change your name to Canadian H2O Fan.
     
  8. Canadian Dos Equis fan

    Canadian Dos Equis fan Cancuncare's Most Interesting Man Registered Member

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    Haha that's funny, actually all of the suggestions are funny! As I don't own any womens attire I don't think I'll be doing that. But rest assured I plan on doing some silly things once my liver is sufficiently prepped each day!
     
  9. reddog68

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    Keith be careful what you ask for as I can see this group will push you pass your limits......but hey that is what you want and I am sure there will be plenty of us with ideas when we get there
     
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    Too bad our England girls from May arent going to be there since I am sure they would be all over this challenge
     
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