~~ NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER ~~

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  1. R.I. GAL

    R.I. GAL Guest

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    Subject: Never Lie to Your Mother

    Brian invited his mother over for dinner.

    During the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but
    notice how beautiful his roommate, Jennifer, was.
    As she watched them interact over the course of
    the evening, she wondered if there was more
    between them than met the eye.

    Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered,
    "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure
    you Jennifer and I are just roommates."

    About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian and
    said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've
    been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.
    You don't suppose your mom has it, do you?"

    Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an
    e-mail just to be sure."

    So he sat down and wrote:

    Dear Mom:

    I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle
    from the house, I'm not saying that you "did not"
    take the gravy ladle, but the fact remains that
    one has been missing ever since you were here
    for dinner.
    Love, Brian

    Several days later, Brian received an email back from his
    mother that read:

    Dear Son:

    I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Jennifer,
    I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Jennifer
    but the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in
    her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle
    by now.
    Love, Mom
     
  2. DConCT

    DConCT CC's SB Godfather Registered Member

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    hahahaha :lol:
     
  3. Michael F.

    Michael F. Moderator/1st CC Member Registered Member

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    gotcha!
     
  4. Kait13

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    haahahah
     
  5. Fletch

    Fletch Guest

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    hahahahah that sneaky sneaky momma
     
  6. R.I. GAL

    R.I. GAL Guest

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    :lol: :lol: Mother knows all :lol: :lol: :!:
     
  7. Klaw

    Klaw Guest

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    :lol: :lol: haha :lol: :lol:
     
  8. R.I. GAL

    R.I. GAL Guest

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    no dirty words in this one :oops: Maybe Michael will like it better :?
     
  9. CRAZYMIKE

    CRAZYMIKE Guest

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    Good one!! :lol: :lol:

    Diane
     
  10. Cdn Cat

    Cdn Cat Guest

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    LMAO! Good one!!!!! :!:
     
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