Lots of funny stuff in here, didnt think this would take off. But a few others I have thought of. The person thats always on a cell phone, have to wonder what their bill is. I have had people ask to watch their stuff and not come back for hours, sorry I just left when I needed to. I have even had people ask me to watch their kids while they go eat lunch, I said no thanks and they got upset looking. The last one is has anybody had that guy that has his wife or gf or whatever what not to be mean but is nothing special but everytime you walk buy he stares you down like you are looking. Or say something to you when you didnt even notice his women to start with? Guys like this seem to always be strategically placed by the bar or pool, so now you have to deal with him all day long.
Seeing as though I am the kind of person that calls it as I see it but I don't judge without reason... here goes. 1. Anyone that decide to walk around slower than a 90 yr old with a walker to look cool with their pants hanging down to the knees... Your ass and a button is what holds up your pants. Your dick is not that big that your pants can hang that low and stay up ever notice your still pulling those effin things up all the time? 2. someone that says "you are just a racist" when they here me spout off a "race" joke. Hey asshole, you're the close minded one that would take offense to it. The Mexican friend I just told it to I have known and been friend with for 10years and he calls himself a "beaner". Get a sense of humor and stop taking life so seriously! 3. a spin on #2- The people that still find the need to refuse to touch anything that someone of a different race/ religion/ creed/ lifestyle choice has touched before. Crawl out of the stone age, maybe you're the one that should disappear from the earth. everyone else has evolved to live together, why are you allowed to stick around just to bring others down. 4. theives... I have been down on my luck before...so none of this shit bout you haven't been there. I work for my stuff, what makes you think you can just come and take my hard work from me. I will cut your effin hands off if I even find the SOB that stole my truck. 5. woman beaters....nuff said! otherwise........ HAVE A NICE DAY :usa1:
I have to say, personally the most annoying for me are other Brits who, when they discover Russ and I are from Liverpool, take this as an opportunity to poke fun at our city and spout the typical '80s clichéd jokes about the place. You know nothing about me or my husband, so keep those opinions to yourself! We hear the same jokes all the time, and no, we're not amused or impressed by it, especially hearing the same line for the 50th time. Also the Brits who go over in a large group, get legless and start fights. You're giving us all a bad name!
1) When people jump up into the aisle on plane as soon as it gets to gate. People get off from front to back (sounds perverted)? Its not rocket science. Everyone has to wait they're turn. 2) When we get in mon april 8th 1030am and the boob cruise leaves at 10am. Now thats annoying.
I didn't know this! Had to Google it as have never seen one, but yes, apparently we have 3, I think. :daisy: I remember the first time I ever went in a McDonalds on a trip to London, what a strange concept it seemed then!
When someone else isn't having a good time and they want to bitch about everything. You have a room, go to it and let everyone else have their fun.
From a bartenders point of view.... Know what you want when you go up to order, be polite, wait your turn, tip them and learn the word gracias! Just because you are on vacation and its all inclusive...don't be rude. Be polite they are working to make your trip a great one.
for some odd reason i think the wife is going to reverse this on me this time around Noah,she has this odd grin about her these days, i'm thinking it just maybe cabin fever and shes just looking forward to warm weather and sunshine. i guess i'll find out in 41 days.
