I actually try not to be negative, but don't do a very good job at it. 1) Obnoxious drunks. At some point you are just offensive and need a nap. The yelling and screaming and falling over people, take a nap. 2) Macho douchebags. We get it, you’re young, cool and the greatest thing ever. You don't need to remind us all the time with being loud, showering in offensive cologne and generally being a dick. 3) Bitchy women. I call it competitive bitch syndrome when women are just mean about other women. Relax, have a drink, or do anything else but complain about other women. 4) Smoking in general. I know I am stuck with it, but I still hate it. I don't say anything because it isn’t going to change, but feel free to not blow smoke in my face. 5) Five Hundred Shots. When you go to the bar and order 500 shots you kind of take away the ability for someone else to get a drink. Chill out, get a few and move on. 6) Complaining about the food people. I am totally guilty of this. I finally realized that the food for the most part is not very good. But I deal with it. I am not there for the food. 7) Complaining about the drinks people. As above, guilty. Now I buy a few bottles at the airport before we get there. Problem solved. 8) Telling me my Spanish is horrible. I am keenly aware of my linguistic skills. I am trying to be cordial. I realize my vocabulary is limited so feel free to correct me and not be a dick about it. 9) Hovering at the bar. Party, have a good time, but let other people get in so they can get a drink. All you need to do is back up a foot or two. 10) Airplane rules. We have all flown, we all know how it works. Get in line, move along and get the fuck out of the aisle so people can get to their seat. Hold your jacket as opposed to folding it up nicely and taking up valuable storage space. 11) Stopping the herd. In airports there is generally a herd of people going one direction or another. If you need to stop, move off to the side so you and your shit doesn’t cause the herd to stop. 12) Complaining about the store venders. This is their job. They want to sell you stuff. This is how they make money. They are pushy and some of them are rude. Deal with it, don't go, but don't go and complain about it, you wont change a thing. Smile and move along. 13) Off limit boobs. Listen ladies, if you are topless I am going to look. I wont stare, I wont be rude, I wont comment about it, but don't give me that fuck off look because I glanced at you topless. I am a guy, it is my nature. Now if someone is rude, go for it. 14) All of you people. All you Americans, Canadians, etc. Guess what, we are not all the same and feel free to not tell me we are. 15) Politics. In the nicest way possible, don't talk about politics with me, I am on vacation. If it comes up and someone wants to talk about that, great. Otherwise I don't want to talk about politics. 16) Thanks but no. If I politely say no I don't drink that, eat that or like whipped cream feel free to move along to someone else. I am not really looking for your opinion on what I like or don't. I politely declined.
MG65...you can look at my boobs anytime!!!! If I didn't want anybody to see them I'd keep them covered up! - Kim
The only thing that bothers me while on vacation -- or at least the only thing that I let bother me -- is when people treat the staff (ANY of the staff) with impatience or disrespect.
Yeah that should be a given! People can stare at me all day. The only thing I can't stand is when people just think that my tits are THEIRS and just start touching them before they even speak to me. This one Canadian guy kept getting on my nerves. It took all I had to not slap the shit out of him. Usually I will let anyone play with my boobs. I'm not stingy with them.... but don't be weird about it or make it awkward!
As far as Rude Guests treating everyone Badly, Our first trip to Breezes/Hedo, there was a group of Eastern Europeans (Russians!!) Three couples plus their bodygaurd. All of the men were 5 ' tall, 250 lb and very hairy. They always came as a group and just "took over" where ever they were. Reminded us of Boris and Natastia on the ole "Rocky And Bullwinkle" show. Rudest folks we have ever encountered . Oh, and talk about bad boob jobs!!! I guess in Russia, Dollar General has the market cornered!!! The Girls always assumed I was a local "GUY" since we were from Georgia (wrong Georgia).
I look forward to that I wont touch without permission, that is bad form in my opinion. However I will volunteer to help you evenly distribute your sun screen.
:clappyinghappy::clappyinghappy: yayyyyyy I'm not sure if it's true or not but I heard a rumor once that when people play with your boobs, they get bigger. True or not... I can't afford not to take any chances! lol
this is completly true. The size and shape are perfected in direct proportion to a girls willingless to allow guys to touch them. It's the most amazing thing.
