Monkey Business

Discussion in 'Temptation Cancun' started by Guinness Girl, Mar 19, 2013.

  1. ChangoDeMadera

    ChangoDeMadera Guru Registered Member

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    Just wanted to let you know that the monkey's name is Dodo and if it is the same monkey I saw 3 times there, its a male!!
    Can't to see Dodo again in June!!!
     
  2. Guinness Girl

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    Soooo... I guess we won't be sharing a cab to the Cock Fights downtown? :wink3:
     
  3. Theoriginalparrotthead

    Theoriginalparrotthead I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    I doubt he's going to a cock fight.. Hard for him to win with his looking like a knob!!! Ya can't even put an eye out with that..

    Lol.. I kid... I kid!!!
     
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    Don't know about the Monkeys or lion cubs, but Katie would break another arm trying to run away if anyone brought one of those big ugly lizards or snakes around.
     
  5. tncouple

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    This post has gone from taking pics of peoples monkeys to fighting cocks. This just keeps getting more and more interesting :)
     
  6. fun4us

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    A guy walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender says "you can't have that monkey in here, he's just gonna cause problems." Just then the monkey jumps off the mans shoulder, runs over to the pool table, grabs the Qball, and swallows it whole. "See" says the bartender, "get him out of here." The man apologizes and tells the bartender he will return the Qball after the monkey passes it. A few days later the man returns to the bar with the monkey on his shoulder and hands the pool ball back to the bartender. Bartender says "thanks, but the monkey needs to go. He's just gonna cause trouble again." The mans says "don't worry, he's learned his lesson." Just then the monkey jumps of the mans shoulder, runs down the bar, and grabs a glass full of cherries used for mixed drinks. The monkey grabs a cherry, stuffs the cherry up his butt, pulls it out, looks at it and pops it in his mouth. Bartender says "What in the hell is he doing!" The man explains, "Well, after eating the Qball, he now sizes everything up before he eats it":aktion061:
     
  7. Kwood4283

    Kwood4283 Newbie Registered Member

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    OK, does anyone have the number or web site that we can get the pictures from. Had ours taken the day before and forgot to pick them up. HELP please.
     
  8. Mary & Al

    Mary & Al Enthusiast Registered Member

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    I went for a job at the zoo as a monkey when I was younger.
    Turns out they are getting scarce, so they have developed these realistic suits you wear. I was then told to frolic and jump about eating bananas making monkey noises all day.
    Job was great even got pretty good at swinging about the trees in the enclosure too good in fact, one day I swung right over the enclosure wall and landed in the lions enclosure. Well I shit myself and started hollering help help get me out of here!!
    The lion looks up at me and says will you shut the f**k up or else you'll get us both the sack.
     
  9. Donald

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    48 posts and no one spanked the monkey ?
     
  10. britsrhot2

    britsrhot2 I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Their all too busy choking the chicken :icon_biggrin:
     
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