You could try these dishwasher safe keyboards... Dishwasher Safe Keyboard Steve - ever thought of pulling a list from the forums db to see how many products have been advertised? With 20k+ members, I wouldn't think a free sample at a minimum would be too much to ask.
I'd like to be PM'd too - don't even know what that is! I've sent an email to Claudia to reserve a time, but would love to hear more information, details, reviews.