Can anyone give me directions to this "quiet pool"? j/k Normally we hang out on the beach in the morning to escape the noise and relax a little. Next trip we will have to try out the quiet pool one morning and see just how great it is.
Okay, I have a memory of the quiet pool that needs to be shared. Heather and I decided to go chill out at the quiet pool and went and got our drinks (obviously not our first as you are soon to read). We walk out and I step down to sit in an empty jacuzzi next to a large group of people when my feet slip out from under me causing me to belly flop and create a tsunami for the nice people nearby. I used to be a larger fella. As I come up for air, I realize my dear wife ditched my sorry ass and just kept on walking. After apologizing, I went out to find my wife who was fucking hiding and laughing at me.
** personally, I would have been laughing AS I helped you up. Them bitches all stick together, every time we start getting the Big Head, they come up with something to poke a hole in it. DOn't put it past your lovely, she probably sprinted out there to squirt some sunscreen right where she knew you'd have to step -- thus causing to upend, ass over teakettle, belly first into said pool. OPromise ya...
