What we do to avoid all of these controversies is we bring our own lounge chair to the restaurant while not wearing pants but wearing hats. When they tell us we need pants and/or to take the hat off, I pull out my huge ‘camera’ and waive it in their face snapping away. Usually that intimidates them and I can stay in my lounge chair in the restaurant with no pants on with my hat on. If that doesn’t work then we sic a pack of single guys on them. They are so busy dealing with the pick up lines and roaming hands that we can sit in our lounge chairs with shorts and hats and eat in peace while taking pictures of the ‘room’. Works like a charm.
Well not surprisingly it started as Pitbull. But then after we coerced them into submission with the camera clicking and single guy pinching they changed it to... And now everyone can leave their hats on You know i prefer EDM but want to keep everyone else happy
Maybe we could start a new all time cover it everything thread: Rude single guys in hats and shorts in the restaurants, taking pictures, reserving lounge chairs, wondering how much to tip, asking about the sensual massage, trying to figure out if they can go to the Skybar for free all during spring break. And oh yea, should they do the Boobs Cruise?
