Looking For Spring Break Love

Hi guys.

I'm at that point in my life where I feel I'm ready for a long distance relationship. I don't really know how to do this and I might be looking in the wrong place but I thought I might as well give it a shot.

I'm around 6"2 and 488 1/2 pounds. Some people would say I'm mordibly obese but I consider myself well rounded in looks as well as personality. I enjoy long walks across the beach, bike riding, building sand castles and roleplaying out rape scenes. I'm also very pro speedoes which I created a thread on recently.

If you decide I'm the guy for you, things you can look forward to are as follows- At least one phone call a week consisting of a 20 minute and 30 second talk on how you've been and a 12 minute 15 second talk on the current state of the place you reside. The time frame can obviously give or take a few seconds. Also I will you write you poetry twice a year and draw a picture of a mythical beast of which you remind me of (which I hope is a vampire because that usually coincides with my roleplaying)

What your probably think is "Wow this guy is exactly what I'm looking for in a long distant partner!" but unfortunately I have a couple of minor bad points. I occasionally pick my nose and my bum but try to not do one after the other or when I'm preparing food but it sometimes slips my mind as my aunty Rhonda found out the other day.

If your interested post a brief description about yourself, your likes, dislikes and address. I can give you more info about myself which you'll obviously be interested in as well as some recent pics with me tensing topless in my most recently purchased Speedoes.

Thanks for reading and hope to hear from you soon,
M.

 

uhhhhhh Im not sure whether to lock this thread or laugh personally............................ :lol: :lol:

You never know who is on the other end of the computer!

 

hahahahahaha

 

You weight that much and you was the guy saying he was going to wear a speedo lol?

 

......huh? :?

 

I think this is what you get with too much time on one's hands.
Instead, I think gainful employment or a mental health facility is far more suitable...

 

what a plonker lol

 

What does this have to do with spring break or cancun?

 

someone is looking for attention in all the wrong places.