I DONT AGREE....northern (Canadian) girls are very polite and never talk with their mouth full!! TEEHEE (the above comment was from mRS SexyKarma...the jokes were not>>>.)
10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first date. 20% of the men had sex in a non-traditional place. 36% of the women favor nudity. 45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes. 46% of the women experienced anal sex. 70% of the women prefer sex in the morning. 80% of the men have never experienced homosexual relations. 90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest. 99% of the women have never experienced sex in the office. Conclusion: Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day.
How does natural selection differ from sexual selection? In distinction to natural selection, sexual selection may be natural, unnatural, or perverted.:lotsofmichaelfs:
A doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn't really ethical to screw one of his patients. However, a little voice in his head said Lots of other doctors have sex with their patients, ... so it's not like you're the first ... This made the doctor feel a little bit better until still another voice in his head said, but then again ... they probably weren't veterinarians ...
Moved to Chatter - Waste How do you know when your girlfriend has put on a few pounds? She starts fitting in to your wife's clothes.
What's the Cuban National Anthem? A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat. Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A. A different bar. Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby? A. Sum Ting Wong . Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A. A speech impediment. Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? A. Because they're not going to work in the future either. Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays? A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal ... along with a recipe. Q. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word? A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!' Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale??? A. A northern fairytale begins, ...'Once upon a time...' A southern fairytale begins, ... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.' Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, or swim are already in the United States
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Newfie asked for Rum & Coke, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the priest if he would like a drink He replied in disgust..... 'I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.' The Newfie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, ' Me too, I didn't know we had a choice
do you know how you can tell if a southern girl is a virgin?.... Put her in a foot race with her brothers, father and cousins.... if she wins get in your truck, she's a keeper!
I stand corrected! {he says as he changes his flight from Orlando to Ottawa} We all know that when you thaw out Canadian girls out they ROCK! Jamie
