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  1. CandyCookiesCake

    CandyCookiesCake Guest

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    Not gonna lie.... It's intense!
    I just close my eyes and think "it's not as bad as labour pains, it's not as bad as labour pains"... OUCH! Good luck, it's worth every second of the pain. :D
     
  2. matchandahalf

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    I agree (except about the "3" part!). Also had my legs waxed twice, and it hurt like crazy along the shins. I think it has something to do with being close to the bone, and not much flesh. That must be why it hurts so much to get kicked in the shins.
     
  3. terri13

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    If she's ever had her legs waxed then it's a little sorer than that but I don't think it's too bad. Tell her to imagine how bad she thinks it'll be... and it won't be as bad as that :)
     
  4. matchandahalf

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    Surely you can think of a way to make her forget all about the pain as soon as it's over, Scott? ;) :aktion031:
     
  5. glenn/monique

    glenn/monique Titties n Beer Registered Member

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    Same here, I can't tolerate it on my legs. Tried and tried and always have to stop the lower legs. I have had laser so I don't have much hair but what I do have is too blonde for laser anymore so I get a brazillian before cancun always. Not a huge deal and worst spot is right above your special spot. Tell her to try it but find out from friends where they go for waxing. Book now for April cause they get busy if they are good.

    I have also had a bad brazillian where I literally lost lip skin. Guess that is what I mean by finding someone good. Do it two days before a trip so she can get rid of any red bumps.
     
  6. sweetchildomine

    sweetchildomine I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Think of it this way. You know how moms kiss their kids "boo boo's" why they get hurt to make it fell all better..... Um yeah a lil something like that would make both of us feel a WHOLE LOT better!
     
  7. Lenni & Jodie

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    [ame=]Agnes DIY bikini waxing - YouTube
     
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  8. GoGoBlanco

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    Mrs. Brown's Boys , one of funniest things on TV right now!

    :daisy:
     
  9. jeff & deb

    jeff & deb I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    This thread reminded me of this...LOL

    My night began as any other normal weeknight. Fix dinner, watch the grand kids come and go. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: 'Maybe I should get the waxing kit from the medicine cabinet.
    So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom.
    It was one of those 'cold wax' kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be?
    I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!)
    So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together.
    Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. ('Cold wax,' yeah...right!)

    I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull.

    It works!

    OK, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad.
    I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me!
    I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire!

    With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the family, I sneak back into the bathroom for the ultimate hair fighting championship.

    I drop my granny panties and place one foot on the toilet..

    Using the same procedure, I apply the wax strip across the right side of my bikini line, covering the right half of my hoo-ha and

    Stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek (it was a long strip).
    I inhale deeply and brace myself....RRRRIIIPPP!!!!

    I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!.....OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!
    Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the strip.
    CRAP!
    Another deep breath and RIPP! Everything is spinning and spotted.
    I think I may pass out.... I must stay conscious...I must stay conscious.

    Do I hear crashing drums??? Breathe, breathe.... OK, back to normal.

    I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that has caused me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair.

    I hold up the strip!
    There's no hair on it.
    Where is the hair???

    WHERE IS THE WAX???

    Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet.
    I see the hair. The hair that should be on the strip... it's not!

    I touch.. I am touching wax.
    I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair.

    Then I make the next BIG mistake ... Remember my foot is still propped upon the toilet? So I put my foot down.
    Sealed shut! My butt is sealed shut. Sealed shut!

    I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and think to myself
    What can I do to melt the wax?

    Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the hottest water I can stand in the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax-covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right ???

    *WRONG!!!!!!!*

    I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than that used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical Equipment - I sit.

    Now, the only thing worse than having your nether regions glued together, is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub.... In scalding hot water.

    Which, by the way, does not melt cold wax.
    So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cemented myself to the porcelain!!
    God bless the AT&T man who had convinced me a few months ago to have a phone put in the bathroom!!!!!
    I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone. It's a very good conversation starter.


    So, my butt and hoo-ha are glued together to the bottom of the tub!'

    There is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret tricks for removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me.

    She wants to know exactly where the wax is located, 'Are we talking cheeks or hoo-ha?'
    She's laughing out loud by now ... I can hear her.

    I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box.

    YEAH!!!!! Right!! I should be the joke of someone else's night.
    While we go through various solutions, I resort to trying to scrape the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better than to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super
    hot water and then dry-shaving the sticky wax off!!
    By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I'm pretty sure I'm going to need Post-Traumatic Stress counseling for this event.
    My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving grace.....
    the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax.
    What do I really have to lose at this point?
    I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!! The scream probably woke the family and scared the dickens out of my friend.
    It's sooo painful, but I really don't care.
    'IT WORKS!!
    I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs up.
    I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my grief and despair....THE HAIR IS STILL THERE.......ALL OF IT!

    So I recklessly shave it off. Heck, I'm numb by now. Nothing hurts.
    I could have amputated my own leg at this point.
    Next week I'm going to try hair color......how bad can that turn out???
     
  10. Lenni & Jodie

    Lenni & Jodie The Unicorn Hunters Registered Member

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    Sounds like the first time I ever tried to wax myself at home. I did the whole apply the wax properly and everything but being nervous, instead of pulling straight back I guess I kinda pulled upwards...bad mistake. I was left with what I can only describe as a rectangle patch of blood blisters on my inside thigh.......:(
     
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